Spicy Thai Broccoli Slaw

Fair warning: this recipe has k-i-c-k. I amped up all the flavors I would normally use in a Thai-inspired sauce to punch through the taste-deadening head/chest congestion my DH has been suffering through. This sauce is bright from the lime, punchy from the garlic, and spicy from the serrano. It is also quick to make, easy, and delicious next to a nice thick pork chop.

Gluten-free, paleo

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Spicy Thai Broccoli Slaw

1 bag broccoli slaw
4 green onions
1 serrano chili
Small hand cilantro

Sauce

2 Tbsp. sunflower seed butter
1 tsp. toasted sesame oil
1 tsp. apple cider vinegar
1 tsp. raw honey
2 Tbsp. fish sauce (Red Boat)
2 Tbsp. coconut aminos
2 tsp. chili garlic paste
2 fat cloves garlic, grated
1 inch ginger, peeled and grated
Juice of 1 lime
1 Tbsp. sesame seeds

Combine the sauce ingredients in a large bowl, whisking to form an emulsion. If the sauce is thicker than you want, add a splash of water.

Add the broccoli slaw to the bowl. Chop the cilantro and add. Slice the green onions and add. De-seed and chop the chili and add.

Toss to combine.

Serves 4 as a side dish

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And a second shot because I couldn’t choose

Paleo Shrimp Scampi

This is a great quick dinner to dress up a Monday that needs a little oomph. The spaghetti squash can be made ahead, and the rest comes together in 10 minutes or so.

Gluten-free, paleo 

This picture is terrible. I blame hunger.
This picture is terrible. I blame hunger.

Paleo Shrimp Scampi

1 spaghetti squash
1 lb. shrimp, peeled and cleaned
3 cloves garlic
Juice of 1 lemon
1/4 c. stock or white wine
1/4 c. chopped parsley
2 Tbsp. grass fed butter
Salt, black pepper & red pepper flakes
Sheep pecorino (optional)

Halve your spaghetti squash lengthwise and place face-down in a shallow dish or two bowls. Add a Tablespoon of water to the dish and prick the backs of the squash with a fork a few times. Cover tightly with saran wrap and microwave on High 20 minutes (or until soft). Remove and unwrap to cool.

While your squash is cooling, clean and peel the shrimp if you haven’t already; chop the garlic and chop the parsley.

Add the butter to a large pan over medium heat and melt. Add the shrimp, a couple big pinches kosher salt, a pinch red pepper flakes and a few grinds black pepper and sautee until just starting to turn pink. Add the lemon juice and stock/wine and keep cooking until the shrimp is pink through and the liquid has reduced a bit. Hit with salt, pepper and red pepper again if needed.

When the squash is cool enough to handle, shred with the tines of a fork to form noodles and dump into the pan with the shrimp. Toss to combine. Taste and add more salt/red pepper/black pepper if needed. Add the parsley and toss again.

Serve sprinkled with cheese if you are eating cheese.

Serves 2 for dinner + 1 for lunch

Paleo Pork Tacos with Pineapple Rhubarb Salsa

Bright, punchy, and highly versatile, these tacos make a quick(ish) weeknight meal – or the beginnings of a spectacular Spring party.

I also may or may not have eaten this, or a variation on this, for the entirety of last week – and may or may not have posted a melodramatic memorial to said lunch variation as a Picture of the Day.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30 (check labels) 

Paleo Pork Tacos with Pineapple Rhubarb Salsa

About 6 ounces pulled pork per person – I slow-cooked mine simply for 6 hours with a liberal sprinkling of my favorite seasoning, but this slow roasted recipe would be fantastic, or this salsa verde Instant Pot version, or this “plain” Instant Pot version would all be fantastic here

Paleo crepes (I used this recipe from Running To The Kitchen, but cut the eggs down to 4) – when making, I ladled out 1 scoop per crepe to make tortilla-sized portions. Note: be careful when using fresh fat in this recipe, the first crepe-tilla of each fat addition always turns out wonky for me.

1 stalk rhubarb (1/4 c. when diced)
Pineapple (1/4 c. when diced)
2 Tbsp. cilantro
Pinch Kosher salt
1 Tbsp. pomegranate molasses
1 tsp. lemon juice

To make the salsa: Dice the rhubarb and pineapple and add to a small bowl. Chop the cilantro and add, along with the salt, molasses and lemon juice. Stir to combine.

To serve: Place 2-3 ounces pork in the center of each crepe and top with salsa.

Serves 2, maybe 3 if you have a nice side. 

Rhubarb & Rosemary Chicken Cabbage Salad

Rhubarb is my new jam. I already knew I loved it in strawberry pie (and jam!), but had no idea what to do with this bright, punchy vegetable on the savory side of life. This salad came about as I was playing in the kitchen during lunch, trying to use up the last bits and bobs of various vegetables lounging in my crisper drawer. I think it turned out well.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30

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Rhubarb & Rosemary Chicken Cabbage Salad

1/4 head Savoy cabbage
1 hand full fresh green beans
1/2 stalk rhubarb
6 grapes
6 ounces grilled rosemary chicken breast
1Tbsp. pomegranate molasses
2Tbsp. grapeseed or pistachio oil
1Tbsp. fresh thyme
1 big pinch Kosher salt
Few grinds black pepper

Shred the cabbage (you want about 2c.).

Chop the green beans (you want about 1/4c.).

Dice the rhubarb (you want about 1/4c.).

Halve the grapes.

Chop the chicken.

Chop the thyme.

Add all to a large bowl. Drizzle the pomegranate molasses and oil over top, hit with a big pinch Kosher salt and a few grinds black pepper and toss to combine.

Serves 1 for lunch

Blistered Grape and Bacon Salad

This week, I planned poorly for lunch and had pretty much nothing for Monday. So, I played the home version of Chopped and ended up coming up with something pretty darn tasty.

Gluten-free, paleo

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Blistered Grape and Bacon Salad

2 ounces double smoked bacon (my favorite is Schaler & Weber)
Fresh fennel
6 green seedless grapes
Savoy or other green cabbage

Cut your bacon into batons.

In a large pan over medium heat, brown your bacon. While that is working, shred the cabbage, slice the fennel wafer thin, and halve the grapes.

When the bacon is about halfway done, add the grapes and fennel and sauté until the fennel is slumpy and the grapes start to blister.

Add the cabbage and sauté, stirring frequently, until softened. Hit with a big pinch salt and a few cracks black pepper while cooking.

Drizzle with a little aged balsamic and serve.

Serves 1 for lunch

 

Fennel & Orange Slaw with Chicken

This recipe is based on a Facebook post from one of my favorite veggie enthusiasts, Yotam Ottolenghi. I love Ottolenghi’s recipes – and how that man thinks about flavors, textures and colors. His cookbooks Jerusalem and Plenty are instant shake me out of my rut go-tos and the first place I turn when I have veggies on the mind.

This salad looks a little involved, but can be a great way to use up random odd bits you have lying around the kitchen.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30, Vegan & Vegetarian if you omit the chicken

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Fennel & Orange Slaw with Chicken

1/4 head Savoy cabbage
Dill
Orange (I used Cava Cava)
Kale
2 medium carrots
1/4 bulb fennel
1c. green seedless grapes
1/2 orange bell pepper
6oz. shredded rotisserie chicken per serving
1Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
2 Tbsp. pistachio oil
1 tsp. your favorite mustard
Big pinch Kosher salt
Few grinds black pepper

Shred the cabbage. Chop the kale, orange pepper and dill. Process the carrot and fennel (I shredded on a mandolin). Segment and chop the orange. Halve the grapes.

Add all to a large bowl.

Whisk together the apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper, oil and mustard to form a dressing.

Pour over the salad and massage by hand to incorporate.

Plate and top with chicken.

Serves 2-3 (adjust chicken accordingly)

Avocado Chicken Burger

This recipe makes a nice light burger that’s juicy, delicious from the fat, and a nice change from beef. It’s perfect with a sriracha mayo or asian-inspired dipping sauce, too. 

Gluten-free, paleo, whole30

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Avocado Chicken Burger 

Based off the Chicken Avocado Burger recipe by Laughing Spatula 

1 pound ground chicken 
1 avocado, chopped 
Juice of half a lime 
2 tsp. granulated garlic 
2 tsp. onion powder 
1 egg, lightly beaten 
1/4 c. – 1/2 c. almond flour 
2 big pinches Kosher salt & a few grinds black pepper 
2 Tbsp. coconut oil 

Knead all ingredients together but the almond flour and avocado chunks. Your mixture should look really wet. Add half the almond flour, check to see if your mixture holds together (loosely is fine). Add the rest if needed. 

Once your mixture is burger-able, gently fold the avocado into the mix. 

Portion into 4 burger patties and pan fry over medium-high in 2 Tbsp. coconut oil 3-4 minutes per side (until cooked through and browned). 

Serves 4

Primal Chicken Carbonara

Mmmmmmmm….. carbonara. How I have missed thee.

Carbonara was the very first dish I learned to make – the one dish, according to my mother, that one should always have in her back pocket to be broken out at a moment’s notice. 

Short notice dinner guests and no time to make some sort of roast beast? Carbonara. Need a quick (but better than pizza and beer) way to say ‘thank you’ to the house full of dudes that just helped you move? Carbonara. Want to impress a boy? Carbonara. The in-laws? Carbonara. 

Needless to say, this dish was an absolute favorite growing up and made appearances at my house often.

“My” version has changed over the years – first with fresh ingredients (no more shakey parmesan for me!), then to include veggies (peas, asparagus and spinach are all fantastic), then fresh pasta (to die for), and now a primal version. Not full paleo – I still love a touch of a nice salty cheese (sheep in my case) – but close. 

If you’re squicked out by the raw egg, I’ll tell you what my mother told me over arched eyebrow when I first heard that IwoulddieifIateraweggsandtheworldwouldexplode: You’ll be fine. Rocky didn’t die when he ate all those raw eggs, now did he? You’re much less likely to expire from salmonella than getting hit by a bus.

 

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Gluten-free, primal, paleo-ish 

Primal Chicken Carbonara 

1 spaghetti squash 
4 pieces bacon 
1 lb. boneless skinless chicken thighs 
3 cloves garlic 
1/4 c. flat Italian parsley 
2 Tbsp. pecorino, romano or parmesan (I used sheep) 
1 egg 
Green olives (pimento stuffed is best) 

First, prep and cook your squash to make “noodles”. To prepare, lop off the ends of the squash so it can rest stably on a cutting board. Cut in half lengthwise and scoop out the seed guts. 

Place cut side down in a shallow dish or bowl, add a few Tablespoons of water, cover, and microwave on High for 14 minutes or until soft. Pull from the microwave and let cool. 

Next, crisp your bacon in your largest skillet over medium heat. 

Cut your chicken into bite-sized pieces and chop the garlic. 

When crisp, remove the bacon to paper towels to drain. 

Add the chicken and garlic to the bacon fat in the pan and hit with a big pinch Kosher salt and couple grinds black pepper. Sauté until cooked through. 

While the chicken is working, halve your olives (the quantity varies – I love olives and will happily eat half a cup in mine; my husband doesn’t like them at all and wants nothing to do with them), chop the parsley, and scrape the spaghetti squash out with a fork to form noodles. 

Lightly beat your egg.

When the chicken is cooked through, add the spaghetti squash “noodles” to the pan along with the parsley, cheese, and crumbled bacon. Toss to combine. 

If everyone in your party loves olives, add them; if not, add them to the individual bowls.
 

Remove from the heat and make a well in the middle of the noodles. Add the beaten egg and toss quickly to coat everything – make sure to work quickly to combine and that your pan is off the heat, you don’t want scrambled eggs.

Divvy up and serve. 

Serves 2 for dinner + 1 for lunch

A Mostly Paleo Riff On “La Mitraillette” – Sausage with Potato, Pickled Fennel and Spicy Mayo

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Instagram. Giving me ideas again. This recipe was inspired by the insanity above created by Josh Scherer, the evil genius behind @CulinaryBroDown. The colors. So bright. Burning into my retinas. I had to try and make it myself! 

According to Wikipedia, Mitraillette (literally “submachine gun”) is a Belgian dish available in little shops consisting of a substantial bun (demi-baguette – which is roughly the size of a sub bun), some form of fried meat (sausage, burger, steak, etc.), fries, some sort of sauce (like mayo, ketchup, etc.), and often some sort of veggie (carrot, lettuce, tomato, etc.). 

My version swaps diced sweet potatoes for the fries, and drops the bun. While it’s not quite “drunk food”, it is definitely delicious.

Gluten-free, paleo 

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A Mostly Paleo Riff On “La Mitraillette” – Sausage with Potato, Pickled Fennel and Spicy Mayo 

For the pickled fennel 

1/2 bulb fennel (about 1 cup when sliced) 
1/2 roasted beet (about 1/4 cup when sliced)
1/2 c. rice vinegar 
1/2 c. water 
2 big pinches Kosher salt 
1 Tbsp. sugar 
1 Tbsp. pickling spice 

To assemble 

1-2 of your favorite sausages (I used hot Italian from my butcher) 
1 Tbsp. aioli 
1 tsp. sriracha 
1 Tbsp. grainy mustard (my favorite is Maille)
1 small sweet potato 
2 Tbsp. coconut oil 
1.5 tsp. granulated garlic 
1.5 tsp. onion powder 
Kosher salt & pepper 

First, make your pickled fennel. You’ll want to start this a day ahead (or at least 8 hours – I made mine before work). 

Slice your beets and fennel wafer thin (I used a mandolin) and add to a large jar (or bowl). Cover with the rice vinegar and water (make sure to cover) and add the salt, sugar and spice. Lid and give a good shake. Ideally, you’ll be able to shake a couple times throughout the day. 

When your fennel has pickled at least 8 hours and you are ready to serve, start by making the fried sweet potatoes. 

Peel and dice your potato (I used 1 small potato – 1/2 a cup diced – for one person).

Add to a skillet over medium high heat with the coconut oil. 

Sauté a few minutes, stirring frequently. Add a big pinch kosher salt, a few grinds black pepper, the onion powder and the granulated garlic. 

Continue to sauté, stirring frequently to avoid burning, until the potatoes are browned and cooked through, 5 minutes or so. If your potatoes seem to be getting overly brown without looking like they’re cooking through, knock the heat back to medium. 

In a separate skillet over medium – medium high heat, brown your sausages (making sure to slash first so they don’t explode under pressure) and cook through. 

While the potatoes and sausages are working, assemble your spicy mayo by stirring the mayo & sriracha together. 

To serve, lay out a nice bed of potatoes, top with sliced sausages and some of the drained pickled fennel. If you’re feeling frisky, drizzle with the spicy mayo and mustard; if not, place alongside the potatoes for dipping. 

Serves 1 as written, easily scaled up to feed more (the fennel quantity listed can feed 2-4). 

Guajillo Beet Puree

The inspiration for this recipe was a description used by a chef on a cooking show. I can’t remember which one, but if I were to guess I’d say either Chopped or Cutthroat Kitchen, since that’s what I’m currently watching.

I was intrigued by the thought of a guajillo’s smoke paired with the sweetness of a beet, and rooted by the beet’s inherent earthiness. I think they work and play well together, especially when paired with a nice fruity olive oil. 

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30, vegetarian, vegan

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Guajillo Beet Puree 

2-3 roasted beets (about a cup, cup and a quarter total when mashed) 
2 guajillo chilis, soaked in water for a few hours to reconstitute 
2 cloves garlic 
4 good glugs of a fruity olive oil 
4 big pinches Kosher salt 
1/2 tsp. white pepper 
1 tsp. dijon mustard (if doing a Whole30, substitute your favorite grainy mustard) 

Roast and peel your beets. 

Once that is done, peel and chop roughly and add to the bowl of a food processor along with the reconstituted chilis, garlic, 2 big pinches Kosher salt, the white pepper and dijon. 

Drizzle in the olive oil (about a quarter cup total) while you puree to the consistency you want. 

Taste. Hit with 2 more big pinches Kosher salt if needed. 

Serves 2 as a light side