April 30, 2025

Ummmm … yes. I know you said Dad would be home tomorrow, but I haven’t had my regularly scheduled bedtime massage in Days Years. I need my massage and I *guess* I can trust you to do an okay job. Even if it means sitting directly on my brothers head. Odin lump to the left of her foot.

April 29, 2025

Mall education … yes; being a whopping 14 mins away (35-ish from my house) is such a deterrent, they need a multi-year advertising campaign.

April 28, 2025

An old standby for brekkie iykyk

April 27, 2025

Also No.

April 26, 2025

See? Other people like a reddish faux-leather wall treatment. RIP my hand painted oxblood red leathery wall; it lasted 18 years in our first home and was just forced to conform to the neutral grey norm this year. 🪦 👻

April 25, 2025

No. Not ready for this bs

April 24, 2025

Treat yo’self

April 23, 2027

Sploot babies

April 22, 2025

Happy Anniversary, from my love 😍 🥰

April 21, 2025

No, Dad, you’re not going anywhere 😭