Ummmm … yes. I know you said Dad would be home tomorrow, but I haven’t had my regularly scheduled bedtime massage in Days Years. I need my massage and I *guess* I can trust you to do an okay job. Even if it means sitting directly on my brothers head. Odin lump to the left of her foot.
See? Other people like a reddish faux-leather wall treatment. RIP my hand painted oxblood red leathery wall; it lasted 18 years in our first home and was just forced to conform to the neutral grey norm this year. 🪦 👻