July 19, 2016

Forcing this little agoraphobe out.


This is about the (brief) time he decided outside wasn’t the worst thing that had ever happened to him.

July 18, 2016


Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

July 17, 2016


Sleepy pup.

July 16, 2016

Squeeeeeeeeeeee!


@ the Empire State Tattoo Expo.

July 15, 2016


Times Square.

Chicken Paillard with Caesar Green Beans

This recipe is exactly the kind of thing I want in the summer – light, edible at room temperature, and perfectly pairable with some nice chilled wine. It is also a dish I had at a local restaurant and got so obsessed with I had to run home and re-create it for friends. Luckily, they (highly) approved.

Gluten-free, Paleo, primal


Chicken Paillard with Caesar Green Beans 

4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
Fat of choice 
1 lb. green beans
Kosher salt & black pepper

Caesar Dressing
3 cloves garlic
2 eggs
3 glugs olive oil
Juice of 1 lemon
Parmesan (optional)
Couple dashes Worcestershire sauce (check your label!)

First, prep your chicken by sandwiching between waxed paper or Saran Wrap and pounding until a single thickness – the bowl of a mortar and pestle works great for this.

Liberally salt and pepper on each side.

Bring your largest pan up to medium-high heat, add a tablespoon or so of fat, and pan fry until browned on both sides and cooked through. I did this in batches, cooking each pounded breast separately. Set each cooked chicken breast aside.

While your chicken cooks, wash and de-tip the green beans. Spread in a single layer on a cookie sheet. Sprinkle with fat, salt & pepper and broil on high 5 – 8 minutes or until fairly blistered. Remove from oven.

On to the dressing. Place the eggs in a small pan and cover with 2 inches of water. Bring to a small boil (tiny bubbles) and cook 1 minute. Drain immediately and place in an ice bath to arrest the cooking. You do *not* want cooked eggs here. Add the eggs to a large bowl, along with the lemon juice, olive oil, Worcestershire, a couple big pinches salt and quite a few cracks black pepper. Take the garlic and turn into a paste (I used a mortar and pestle but you could also use the back of your knife). Add to the dressing. Whisk vigorously to combine. 

When all is complete and your chicken has rested a good 5 minutes, slice chicken into strips and arrange on a platter. Add the green beans to the dressing, toss, and put on top of the chicken, drizzling any leftover dressing over the plate. Sprinkle with Parmesan if desired.

Serves 4 -5 for dinner 

July 14, 2016


The Helmsley Building

July 13, 2016


It’s not *quite* a ruck, since I was only carrying 5lbs., but it *was* well over 4 miles. 

Yes, Pokemon got my lazy butt out of bed and on the road for a most-of-the-day walk. 

July 12, 2016

July 11, 2016

Leaving the house seemed hard today.


Needing to hatch a Pokemon egg may or may not have been what made me do it.