April 19, 2014

Wall St.

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Black Salt & Whiskey Chocolate Pot De Creme

Yum. Y-U-M. This dessert is a show stopper. It tastes crazy decadent, is easy to make, and it’s dairy free. The dessert trifecta.

Gluten-free and easily adapted to be paleo (just omit the whiskey and use all plain dark chocolate)

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Black Salt & Whiskey Chocolate Pot De Creme
Based on Nom Nom Paleo’s Mexican Chocolate Pots De Creme

Pudding

2 cans full-fat coconut milk
4 large egg yolks
12-14 ounces dark chocolate (I used a combo of caramel black salt 70% dark chocolate & plain 85% dark chocolate)
1-2 shots of your favorite liquor (optional if strict paleo) – I used 2 shots of Honey Jack
1 tsp. vanilla extract
Black salt (or any nice flaky salt) for garnishing

Coconut Whipped Cream

1 can coconut cream, refrigerated for a few hours to solidify
2-4 tsp. Grade B maple syrup
2 tsp. vanilla extract

Finely chop your chocolate and place into a large bowl.

In a medium saucepan over medium-low heat, add your coconut milk and egg yolks. Whisking/stirring constantly, cook until the mixture thickens and forms a smooth custard that coats the back of a spoon (20-25 minutes). Yes, I’m aware that constant mixing/whisking is a pain in the ass. It’s worth it. You need to watch your custard Like A Hawk to make sure it doesn’t overcook. Steaming is good/simmering is bad. You don’t want cooked eggs here.

When the custard is ready, take off the heat and pour into the chocolate bowl through a fine mesh sieve. The sieve will catch any lumpy bits of undesirably cooked custard and will result in a smoother finished texture. You want a smooth finished texture, right? Don’t cut corners here.

Now walk away. For Five Minutes. Don’t stir the chocolate custard, don’t look at it – don’t sniff it – don’t touch it – just walk away. Torture, I know, but do it.

After your five minutes in non-stirring purgatory are up, gently stir the custard into the now-melted chocolate with a spatula. Gently! If you stir too fast, you’ll end up with grainy chocolate. Once your chocolate is fully incorporated, add your whiskey and vanilla extract and stir again to combine. Divide the mixture into your serving vessels – I used eight 8-ounce mason jars and filled them about 3/4 of the way.

Refrigerate 4 hours to a day to set up. Now would be a good time to put the coconut cream into the fridge so it solidifies.

When you’re ready to serve, make the whipped “cream”.

In a large bowl (or the bowl of a stand mixer), carefully spoon out the solidified coconut cream, leaving the coconut water behind. If you couldn’t find coconut cream and grabbed coconut milk instead, no worries – this trick works perfectly fine with a can of full fat coconut milk; you just won’t have as much yield.

Add 2 tsp. maple syrup and 2 tsp. vanilla extract and whip however you want (a stand mixer is awesome here) until stiff peaks form. This won’t take nearly as long as it would had you used dairy cream. Taste. If it’s still a little coconutty, add 2 more tsp. maple syrup and maybe a pinch of salt.

Spoon over the pot de cremes to serve. Sprinkle with black salt to garnish.

Serves 8+

 

 

April 18, 2014

Bachelor or crash?

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April 17, 2014

Dog selfie

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April 16, 2014

Hell to the no.

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April 15, 2014

Who needs white walls? Smoothie explosion!

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April 14, 2014

Spring!

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Adventures In Budget Paleo Cooking – Week of April 14-18

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A number of people I know are completely flabbergasted when contemplating sticking to a budget while eating a primarily “paleo” diet. I’m hoping to shed a little light on that issue for those of you on the fence about eating healthfully in this manner – it *can* be done – and done well – without spending all the money. All it takes is a little planning. 

A little background: I live in Brooklyn, NY, and the grocery prices here are definitely not the same as what you will find in other areas of the country. If you live in say, Raleigh NC for example – you may very well be able to cut this grocery bill by a third, depending upon where you shop. For where I live, where I shop and what I buy, $100 a week is a doable budget without having to sacrifice the quality I want too much. My DH thinks $130 is probably more realistic with our morning smoothie supplies, but I want to shoot for $100. I aim to make 4-5 dinners for two and 5 lunches per week, plus two smoothies per day six days of the week with my budgetary allowance and update you all weekly on what’s going on. Let’s see if I can make it. 

Last Week (Week of April 7-11)

The Plan vs. Reality

Monday

  • The Plan – Some sort of big meat with a puree
  • Reality – Pork shoulder was the most economical big meat at Whole Foods this week, so I went with carnitas and served with a chili powder mashed sweet potato. Yum

Tuesday

  • The Plan – Big meat pizzas? tacos? with something
  • Reality – I made carnitas tacos with my favorite paleo dough and served with some really simple sauteed green beans

Wednesday

  • The Plan – Nom Nom Paleo’s smashed steak skewers with cherry bbq sauce
  • Reality – Y-U-M. I didn’t do skewers, but this sauce is frickin delicious. I served with the brussels sprouts leftover from last week cooked in a little bacon fat

Thursday

  • The Plan – Harissa cauliflower rice with lemon-roasted fennel and chicken
  • Reality – This turned out pretty well. It looked dreadful, but was tasty

Friday

  • The Plan – The last of the big meat with broccoli in some sort of bowl
  • Reality – We went out to eat again – the weather was beautiful and a walk was needed

Lunches

  • The Plan – Nom Nom Paleo’s Egg Foo Young (2-3 lunches)
  • Reality – Still didn’t happen for me. Leftovers.
  • The Plan – Some sort of salady thing with the cruciferous crunch mix I bought and the last of the rotisserie chicken
  • Reality – Yum! The cruciferous crunch only stretched 2 days, as did the chicken
  • The Plan – Leftovers
  • Reality – The balance of this week’s lunches incorporated a hodge-podge of leftovers combined in .. interesting ways. I also had to break into the very last of my freezered Momofuku pork because I planned poorly and didn’t have enough protein to go around.

Extras

  • The Plan – Nothing planned here.
  • Reality – And nothing accomplished.

This Week: April 14-18  

It’s another ‘source what you can as best you can’ week – luckily, I freezered half the pork I bought last week, so I have that to use. This weekend is Easter – let’s see if I can manage to squeeze some sort of lamb into the budget for this week.

This Week’s Proposed Menu

  • Monday: Carolina rub pulled pork with spicy broccoli slaw
  • Tuesday: Carolina rub pulled pork with Korean bbq sauced green beans and onions
  • Wednesday: Carolina rub pulled pork tacos with spice-crusted carrots and harissa crema
  • Thursday: Lemon thyme chicken thighs with spanish asparagus
  • Friday: Indian spiced meatballs with smashed sweet potatoes
  • Lunch: Nom Nom Paleo’s Egg Foo Young (2-3 lunches) – hey, maybe it will happen this week
  • Lunch: Leftovers
  • Holiday Dinner: A small amount of lamb rack with an herbed crust, lemony thymey smashed fingerling potatoes, peas or green beans, some version of a wine sauce, maybe rolls for the hubbs

Shopping List & Cost Breakout

Grocery Store Key: TJ = Trader Joe’s, KF = Key Food, O = Optional if budget allows

This week, I have $100 to spend for my weekly groceries, and dammit, I’m sticking to it.

Shopping List

A roll? – $2 est – Did not get

Kale (2 bags) – $5 est – ($2.29 x 2 @ TJ)
Spinach (1 bag) – $3 est – ($1.99 @ TJ)
Broccoli slaw – $3 est – (No broccoli slaw; I got brussels sprouts instead – $2.79 @ TJ)

Green beans – $3 est – ($2.69 @ TJ)
Carrots – $1 est – ($0.89 @ TJ)
Asparagus – $3 est – ($2.99 @ TJ)
Peas or green beans – $3 est – ($3.49 @ TJ)
Celery – $2 est – ($2.29 @ TJ)
Thyme – $2 est – ($1.69 @ TJ)
Cilantro – $2 est – Did not get – turns out, I had enough
Parsley – $2 est – ($1.79 @ TJ)

Lemons (4) – $3 est – (1 lb. bag – $1.49 @ TJ)
5 Limes – $3 est – (1 lb. bag – $2.79 @ TJ)
5 apples – $4 est – (5 lb. bag $4.49 @ TJ)
Tomatoes (3 plum) – $3 est – (1 lb. kumato browns – $3.49 @ TJ)
Onion – $1 est – ($0.89 @ TJ)
Sweet potatoes – $2 est – (2 for $0.98 @ TJ)
Fingerling potatoes – $2 est – (1 lb. bag teeny tiny potatoes – $2.29 @ TJ)
2 avocados – $3 est – ($1.39 each – $2.78 @ TJ)
Some color of pepper – $1 est – ($0.79 @ TJ)
Ginger – $2 est – ($1.39 @ TJ)

Chicken – $7 est – (1 lb. boneless skinless ‘happy chicken’ breasts – $7.64 @ KF)
Ground meat – $7 est – (1 lb. grass fed beef $6.99 @ TJ)
Lamb – $13 est – Did not buy

Coconut water – $3 est – ($3.69 @ TJ)

Butter – $3 est – (Kerrygold – $3.19 @ TJ)
Eggs – $5 est – ($2.99 @ TJ)

Pepper – $2 est – ($1.99 @ TJ)
Coconut milk (2 cans) – $3 est – ($0.99 x 2 @ TJ)
Olive oil – $5 est  – O – Did not get
Coffee – $10 est – O – Purchased through another budget slot
Capers – $3 est – O – Did not get

Almonds – $6 est – ($5.99 @ TJ)

$113 estimated total with optionals purchased; $95 with no optionals

The DH had also asked for pistachios to snack on – I didn’t think they’d fit into the budget, so I didn’t put them on the list. I ended up having room for them  – ($7.49 @ TJ)

I also grabbed some ground grass fed beef and sweet potatoes for Sunday dinner while at Key Foods. This usually comes out of another budget slot, but this time I had room in the grocery budget – (1 lb. grass fed ground beef $8.99 @ KF) +  (2 yams $1.73 @ KF)

Total TJ: $80.88
Total KF: $18.36

Total For The Week: $99.24$0.76 under budget. I got some things for the upcoming holiday dinner – and will pick the meat and rolls up next weekend. I forgot that Easter is still a week away. Excited that I stuck on budget this week.

Pantry/items repurposed from last week: fats, spices, pork shoulder.

April 13, 2014

Grand Army Plaza, Prospect Park. Halfway through a nice 5 mile walk in the sunshine.

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Sweet Potato Galette with Pan Seared Pork Chops and Apple Whiskey Compote

For this meal, I wanted something winter-y (pork and apples) and pretty (sweet potato galette). It was a good one.

Gluten-free, paleo-ish

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Sweet Potato Galette with Pan Seared Pork Chops and Apple Whiskey Compote

Sweet Potato Galette

2 large sweet potatoes
1 Tbsp. ghee
Sprinkle parmesan (optional if strict paleo)
Salt & pepper

Preheat oven to 425. Brush some ghee over the bottom and up the sides of a large oven-safe pan. Peel and slice your sweet potatoes thin (I used a mandoline). Place a layer of potatoes – fanned out like cards – in the pan (I started in the middle and worked my way out, making sure to overlap a bit) and hit with a sprinkle of salt and few cracks of black pepper. Make another layer and hit with the cheese (if using). Stack another layer and brush with ghee. Continue layering until out of potatoes.

Cover the whole pretty shebang with foil and bake 25 minutes. Remove the foil and bake an additional 20 minutes, or until browned. Take out of the oven and let cool.

When cool, place a large plate (larger than the pan) over the pan and flip quickly. Your galette – if you used a sufficiently nonstick pan – should flip onto your plate. If you’re lucky, this will be in one piece. If you’re me and weren’t careful while doing your layers and let some cheese snake its way to the bottom, yours will come out in pieces. It’s still good, even if it isn’t pretty.

Serves 4

Apple Whiskey Compote

While your potatoes are baking, make a sauce.
1 shallot
2 tsp. ghee
1 apple (I used Fuji)
1 tot Honey Jack (or your favorite brown alcohol)
1/4 cup water
Sprinkle salt
Sprinkle cinnamon
Sprinkle nutmeg

Peel your apple and chop into half-inch pieces. Dice the shallot.

In a small pan over medium-low heat, sautee the shallots in ghee until beginning to soften. Add the apple and honey jack and let cook 1-2 minutes. Add the water, salt and spices and let simmer, stirring occasionally, until the apples have softened and most of the water evaporates.

Whiz with a blender if you want a smooth sauce.

Serves 4

Pan Seared Pork Chops

1 pork chop per person (I used inch-thick boneless butterflied chops)
Salt & pepper
1 Tbsp. coconut oil

Heat a large pan over medium high. Add the coconut oil and bring up to almost smoking. While that is working, pat your chops dry with paper towels and sprinkle both sides with salt and pepper. Place in the pan and sautee 3 minutes per side, or until your desired doneness has been reached.

Let rest 5 minutes before serving.

Serves however many you need to serve