Dilly Bacon & Eggs Potato Salad

It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? I’ve been wholly uninspired in the kitchen lately, opting for simple meals from batch-cooked protein + veg – or relying much too heavily on grab-n-go dinners.

Hoping brain is turning a corner there.

This was a quick & tasty lunch I batch prepped on Monday and had a couple times this week. Simple, fresh tasting and quick.

gluten-free, paleo

Dilly Bacon & Eggs Potato Salad

1/2 (ish) cup roasted mixed potatoes

2 hard boiled eggs

2 slices bacon

1-2 Tbsp mayo

Generous squeeze lemon

2 Tbsp chopped dill

Add the potatoes to a bowl. Chop the bacon and add. Reheat. While that is working, chop the dill and eggs.

Add the dill & eggs to the potato mixture and stir. Add the mayo and a generous squeeze lemon and stir again to combine well.

Serves 1 for lunch

Butternut Bacon Pasta

Butternut Bacon Pasta

1 onion, chopped

1/2 large butternut squash, chopped & cooked until tender

Purée with:

1 Tbsp. onion powder

1 Tbsp. garlic powder

2 tsp. rice vinegar

1/2 c. water

Cook 1/2 pkg bacon, reserving some fat and setting the rest aside to cool.

Sautee 5 cloves minced garlic, 2 chopped shallots in 2 Tbsp. reserved bacon fat until translucent.

Add 2 Tbsp. chopped thyme & sage at the end.

Serve with 2-3 servings cooked pasta.

Serves 2-3

Paleo Pineapple Fried Rice

This meal was fantastic, and I was super happy I didn’t have to share with the DH. As written, this recipe makes enough for 1 dinner.

gluten-free, paleo

Paleo Pineapple Fried Rice

1/4 head cauliflower
2 ounces bacon
1 small carrot
1.5 chicken thighs
1/2 c. pineapple chunks in a little juice
2 cloves garlic
1/2 habanero
1 Tbsp. fish sauce
1 Tbsp. coconut aminos
2 tsp. lime juice
2 tsp. sambal olek
1 egg

First, prep your cauliflower by coring and chopping finely or running through your food processor to make rice-sized bits.

Brown the bacon over medium. While the bacon is browning, dice the carrot, mince the garlic, mince the habanero, and chop the chicken thighs.

When the bacon is browned, remove to a paper towel to drain. Pour off all but a Tablespoon of the fat and reserve.

Kick the heat up to medium-high, add the carrot and chicken to the pan, and sauté until just browned.

Add the pineapple, garlic and habanero. Sauté 1 – 2 minutes.

Add the cauliflower and sauté until half-softened.

Add the fish sauce, coconut aminos, lime juice and sambal olek.

Cook, stirring frequently, until the rice is soft and the pineapple is browned in spots.

Remove to a bowl. Add the reserved bacon fat to the pan and crack the egg in.

Let sit a minute (until half firm), and then start stirring. Cook until done.

Top the rice with the egg and bacon and enjoy.

Serves 1

 

Bacon Scallops with Jicama Risotto

This was a surprisingly satisfying dinner. I had no idea what to expect from the jicama risotto, but it was good – the jicama had a really mild taste (mostly tasted like the broth I used), and served as a nice “starchy” base for my veggies, fat and decadent seafood.

Gluten-free, paleo

 

Bacon Scallops with Jicama Risotto

Loosely based on Grain-free Bacon and Shrimp Risotto by Healthful Pursuit

1 jicama
2 – 4 ounces bacon
1/2 c. bone broth
1 bunch broccolini
1 shallot
Scallops (6 – 10 per person)
Kosher salt
White pepper
Black pepper

First, prep your jicama. Peel [I used a knife because my peeler wasn’t cutting it (ha)], and cut into large pieces. Feed through the shredder disk of your food processor. If you want smaller “rice” bits, pulse a couple times with the cutting blade.

In a large pan (I used my wok), heat the broth over medium-high. Add the jicama and cook, stirring frequently, 10 minutes or so – until the broth evaporates. Hit with salt & white pepper a couple times during cooking to season.

While the “risotto” is working, brown the bacon and set aside. While the bacon is working, chop the broccolini and thinly slice the shallot. When the bacon is done and you have removed it from the pan, halve the fat leftover, kick the heat to medium-high, add the broccolini, and sauté 5 – 6 minutes, or until the broccolini starts to look a bit softened. Add the shallot, hit with salt & pepper, and sauté, stirring frequently, until the broccolini is softened and the shallots start to brown (about 10 minutes).

When the broccolini is finished, remove and add the rest of the fat to the pan. Salt & pepper the scallops and cook over medium-high until just firm, flipping once during cooking to get a nice sear on both sides. Scallops take 3 – 5 minutes to cook through.

To serve, top the risotto with the broccolini and scallops and top with crumbled bacon.

Serves 2 for dinner

Warm Brussels Caesar

This dish makes a fantastic warm salad for a night when you *want* the virtue of being able to call at least half of dinner a “salad” but you don’t actually want to *eat* a cold salad. It counts: it has dressing.

Gluten-free, paleo, primal

 

Warm Brussels Caesar
Based on Warm Brussels Caesars with Bacon Ciabatta Croutons from How Sweet Eats

1 lb. brussels sprouts
2 ounces (4 slices) bacon
4 large cloves garlic
3 Tbsp. almond, cashew or coconut milk (I used cashew)
2 Tbsp. parmesan cheese (optional. I used sheep parm)
1 Tbsp. dijon mustard (I used Maille whole grain)
2 tsp. rice wine vinegar
1-1/2 – 2 tsp. anchovy paste (equals to about 4 anchovies)
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
1/3 – 1/2 cup oil (I used walnut)
Big pinch Kosher salt
Few cracks black pepper
Optional but appreciated by bread eaters: Fresh croutons

Chop the bacon and put in a large, heavy skillet over medium heat.

While the bacon is browning, slice the root end off your brussels, halve lengthwise and cut each half into about thirds. Set aside.

When the bacon is browned, remove to a paper towel to drain. Add the brussels to the fat left over in the pan (1 – 2 Tbsp. if more fat; drain some, if less; add some). Sprinkle with salt and pepper.

While the brussels are cooking, prepare your dressing. In the carafe of a blender, bowl of a food processor, or cup of an immersion blender combine the milk, mustard, vinegar, anchovy paste, lemon juice, a big pinch of salt and a few cracks of pepper. Mince the garlic and throw in. Blend, drizzling in the oil as you go until an emulsion forms. Taste. Add the cheese if you’re eating it and buzz again to combine.

Serves 3 for dinner as a side (for something like nice pan-sauteed pork chops), with more dressing left over. If you want to serve this salad as a stand-alone dish, add a couple handfuls of leftover rotisserie chicken and top with a fried egg. As a stand-alone, this amount should serve 2.  

Lemon Chicken Thyme Paleo Risotto

This dish just about scratches an itch. I thought it was a pretty successful approximation of risotto, given that the cauliflower has zero of the starch of risotto rice. The hubbs wasn’t fooled, but he enjoyed it anyway.

Gluten-free, paleo, possibly Whole30 depending upon your bacon

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Lemon Chicken Thyme Paleo Risotto

Based on Creamy Pumpkin Sage “Risotto” with Bacon by My Living Nutrition

4 slices bacon
2 leeks (white and light green parts only)
4 cloves garlic
Half a head of cauliflower
1/2 cup white wine
1-2 cups stock
1 cup full fat coconut milk
2 tsp. thyme
1/4 cup parmesan (optional)
1 Tbsp. preserved lemon
2 tsp. arrowroot powder + 1 Tbsp. cold water for a slurry (optional)
Salt & pepper
6 boneless, skinless chicken thighs

Place a large pan over medium heat and chop your bacon. Add to the pan and fry until crispy. Remove from the pan, leaving 2 Tbsp. fat.

While the bacon is crisping, wash the leeks and slice into thin coins. Mince the garlic. Get started breaking the cauliflower down into florets so you can rice them in the food processor.

When the pan is free, add the leeks and garlic and sautee, stirring occasionally until the leeks go all soft and start browning at the edges. Finish turning your cauliflower into rice while this is working and gather your liquids. Dice your preserved lemon. Gather your thyme.

When the leeks and garlic are starting to brown, add the cauliflower “rice” (about 4 cups) and the wine. Cook until the wine is almost completely evaporated. Add the 2 tsp. thyme and 1 cup stock. Simmer, stirring occasionally, 8 minutes or until the rice looks almost cooked through. If your mixture gets too dry during this process, add the second cup of stock.

Add the coconut milk, parmesan if using, and preserved lemon and simmer, stirring frequently, 5 minutes or until thickened.

If at this point your risotto isn’t thick enough (or if you didn’t use parmesan), make a slurry out of the arrowroot powder and water and add to the mixture. It should thicken almost instantly. Taste your risotto for seasoning. Add salt/pepper/acid until it is where you want it to be.

While your risotto is bubbling away, chop your chicken into bite-sized pieces and liberally sprinkle with salt and pepper. Sautee over medium-high heat in 2 Tbsp. fat of choice (bacon!) until cooked through.

Serve the chicken over the risotto, sprinkled with the bacon.

Serves 2 for dinner + 1 for lunch

Maple Bourbon Bacon Brussels

Drool. This dish is fantastic, and a real show-stopper when shared with friends in some sort of seasonal bacchanalia.

Gluten-free, paleo-ish

  

Maple Bourbon Bacon Brussels

1 lb. brussels sprouts
1/2 – 1 lb. bacon
2 Tbsp. grainy mustard (I prefer Maille)
1/2 tsp. grated nutmeg
Sprinkle something hot (I used dried ghost peppers)
Kosher salt
2 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
Bacon fat or other Fat Of Choice
1/4 cup bourbon
1/4 cup maple syrup

Brown the bacon in your largest pan over medium heat. While your bacon is browning, shred the brussels. Remove bacon to paper towels – don’t ditch the fat. If you have a bunch of kinda burnt bacon bits, pour the fat off into a bowl or cup, deal with the bits, and put the fat back into the pan and the pan back over heat.

Add the shredded brussels to the pan with the fat, along with 2 generous pinches Kosher salt. Stir to combine fully. Add the mustard and stir to incorporate fully. Add the nutmeg and hot stuff; stir again.

Sautee, stirring frequently, until the brussels begin to brown. If your brussels look a little dry during this time, add more fat – more fat = more better; it’s the holidays.

When the brussels are a little browned at the edges, add the apple cider vinegar, bourbon and maple syrup. Stir to combine. Sauté until the liquid cooks out and the brussels are as browned as you’d like, making sure to stir frequently so nothing burns.

Crumble the reserved bacon and sprinkle over top. Taste and add more salt/heat/acid as needed.

Serves a bunch as a holiday side

Chicken-And-Egg Zoodles

I started this meal thinking a nice simple plate of cacio e pepe sounded delicious. But, I don’t eat pasta – and I didn’t have any parmesan. What I *did* have was some CSA fresh zucchini, some bacon ends, a bit of leftover baked chicken and some farm fresh eggs.

A delicious, dead simple, quick-to-prepare dinner was born. And, without heating my apartment to 900 degrees, or filling it with seared meat smoke. #winning

Paleo, gluten-free, whole30 if you source your bacon right

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Chicken-And-Egg Zoodles

4 ounces bacon
4 ounces leftover cooked chicken
1 large zucchini
2 cloves garlic
2 tsp. FOC (fat of choice)
2 eggs per person
More FOC
Salt & pepper

Heat a pan on medium. Chop your bacon and add. Brown. When the bacon is halfway browned, add the leftover chicken and 2 chopped cloves garlic.

Zoodle your zucchini however you accomplish this (I use a spiralizer that works like sharpening a pencil – there are a ton of ways to make noodles out of zucchini).

When the bacon is browned and the chicken is warm, add the zoodles to the pan and toss. Add 2 tsp. olive oil, a few cracks black pepper and a sprinkle of salt. Set aside while you fry the eggs.

Put your pan back over the fire and add more fat. Fry the eggs and use to top the “pasta”.

Serves 2

Broiled Peachy Chicken

I love summer peaches. Like, eat them every day for lunch and dream about them during dinner love. My DH: not so much. So, I was happy to jump in the kitchen and make a riff on this NY Times roasted chicken recipe when he was out one night last week – and I must say, this dish worked out just fine.

Gluten-free, paleo

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Broiled Peachy Chicken

2 peaches, pitted and sliced 1/2 inch thick
1 lb. boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into bite-sized pieces
2 oz. double-smoked bacon, sliced into batons
2 Tbsp. rice wine vinegar
1 Tbsp. vermouth
2 Tbsp. sliced garlic stalks (can sub regular garlic)
1 inch ginger, peeled and grated
1 bunch baby spinach
2 radishes, sliced thin
2 Tbsp. fresh basil (optional: I didn’t have it, but it would have been lovely)
Kosher salt & black pepper

Preheat the oven to 400F. Halve and slice the peaches, chop the chicken, slice the bacon and garlic stalks and grate the ginger – adding to an oven proof dish as you go. Sprinkle with the rice wine vinegar and vermouth. Toss to combine. Hit with salt and pepper. Toss. Hit with salt and pepper again.

Bake 20 – 30 minutes or until the chicken and bacon are cooked through.

Serve over a bed of baby spinach with sliced radishes.

Serves 2 for dinner

Spring Greens & Meatballs

Picture it: Brooklyn, 2015. Obama is in the White House, Congress is ineffectual, the whole Northeast is tottering between Spring and Summer, and I forgot how to change gears rapidly when the grocery store is out of the ingredients I want for dinner.

This dinner was basically me playing Chopped the home game one night, when a Thursday hit and I realized I had only about half of the required items for the dinner I had planned on making, but had not really come up with a solid B plan. So I played. And it worked! Go, hours of watching cooking shows on television!

Gluten-free, paleo

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Spring Greens & Meatballs

1 lb. grass fed ground beef
1/2 tsp. fresh thyme
1.5 tsp. fresh rosemary
1 clove garlic
Kosher salt & black pepper
1 wedge preserved lemon
2 tsp. aged balsamic vinegar
1.5 tsp. curry powder
1.5 tsp. baking soda mixed with 1 tsp. warm water
2 ounces double smoked bacon
1 leek
1 clove garlic
1 tsp. thyme
2 tsp. rosemary
1 c. frozen peas
1 Tbsp. unsalted grass fed butter
6 ounces baby spinach

First, make your meatballs. Add the ground beef to a large bowl. Pick and chop 1/2 tsp. thyme and 1/5 tsp. rosemary. Add to the meat. Grate 1 clove garlic and add. Add 1 big pinch of Kosher salt and a few grinds black pepper. Dice the preserved lemon and add 2 tsp., reserving the rest. Add the balsamic vinegar, curry powder and baking soda slurry. Mix and form into ping pong ball sized meatballs. Add to a large pan over medium heat and brown on all sides.

While your meatballs are cooking, cook your greens. First, chop your bacon and add to a pan over medium heat. While the bacon is working, wash and halve the leek and cut into thin half moons. Slice the second clove of garlic and chop the last 1 tsp. thyme and 2 tsp. rosemary. Add to the pan when the bacon is half rendered. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the leek is getting soft and browned in spots. Add the peas and stir, letting cook for a few minutes. Add the butter and stir, letting melt. Add the rest of the preserved lemon (about 1 tsp.) and half the spinach and stir until wilted. Add the rest of the spinach and wilt.

Serves 2 for a light dinner, with meatballs leftover for lunch