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Paleo Pasta Puttanesc-ish

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Eggplants, man. What to do with a bountiful eggplant season when half your household hates them is quite the yearly conundrum. I’ve made meatballs with them, used them to lend silky body in meat-based Indian dishes, made a dipping sauce out of them, and have found a myriad other ways to tuck them into dishes well enough to hide the texture.

This go ’round, I opted for pasta sauce.

Gluten-free, paleo, whole 30

  

Paleo Pasta Puttanesc-ish
Globe eggplant (about 3-4 cups cubed)
Spaghetti squash
1 small onion
3 cloves garlic
1 lb. ground turkey
2 anchovies
5-6 roma tomatoes (about 2.5 cups chopped)
Dried mushrooms or mushroom powder (I used 2 Tbsp. dried porcini)
2 Tbsp. capers
2 big pinches red pepper flakes
2 Tbsp. + 2 Tbsp. tomato paste
4 Tbsp. + 2 Tbsp. worcestershire sauce
2 tsp. dried basil
2 tsp. dried oregano
Fat of choice
Kosher salt & black pepper
Optional: pecorino or parmesan

Preheat your oven to 375F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with foil and set aside. Halve the spaghetti squash lengthwise, scoop out the seeds, season generously with salt, pepper and a drizzle of oil and place face down on the sheet. Bake 30 minutes.

While the squash is baking, make the sauce by whizzing together the eggplant, tomatoes, anchovies, garlic, mushrooms, capers, onion, red pepper, half the tomato paste, and 4 Tbsp. of the worcestershire sauce. Taste and season with salt and pepper as necessary.

When the sauce is ready to go, brown the turkey in about 2 Tbsp. fat of choice. Season with the remaining 2 Tbsp. tomato paste and worcestershire sauce, generous dashes salt & pepper, and the dried basil and oregano. Cook through and set aside.

When the 30 minutes on the squash is up, move the squash to the outer sides of the baking sheet and dump the sauce in the middle, spreading out so more surface area hits the heat. Bake an additional 15 minutes.

When the 15 minutes is up, check the squash. If a knife pierces the skin easily, it’s done. If not, let cook an additional 10 minutes, stirring the sauce before putting back in the oven. I let mine cook those extra 10 minutes, and then stirred the sauce once again once the squash was removed from the pan – letting just the sauce bake an additional 5 minutes.

Scrape the flesh of the spaghetti squash with a fork to create “noodles”, and toss with the sauce and the turkey. Taste once more and adjust seasoning if needed.

Serves 4

 

 

Paleo Slow Cooker Butter Poultry

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This is a paleo-fied version of one of my DH and my favorite Indian takeout treats. This version uses everyone’s favorite weeknight dinner helper to make an almost hands-free dish that can be ready when you are.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30 if you source your coconut milk and tomato paste well

Paleo Slow Cooker Butter Poultry
Based on Slow Cooker Butter Chicken Sliders by Kiwi & Bean

1 lb. poultry – I used boneless, skinless turkey breast
2.5 Tbsp. FOC (fat of choice)
1 large onion
4 cloves garlic
1/5 – 2 inches fresh ginger
1 Tbsp. garam masala
1 Tbsp. ground cumin
2 tsp. ground turmeric
Spice – I used a slight dust of ghost chili powder, the recipe calls for 1/2 – 1 tsp. cayenne
15 ounce can coconut milk – I used light, because that’s what was on hand
4-5 ounce can tomato paste
Kosher salt & black pepper
Something to serve with or on – I ate mine over chopped cucumber, the DH had a sandwich, cauli rice or zoodles would also be great

Heat the fat in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Chop the onion and add to the pan when hot. Chop the garlic and add. Peel and dice the ginger and add. Hit with a couple big pinches salt and a few grinds black pepper.

Cook until the onion is browned. It would be awesome if you waited until the onion was caramelized, but I have zero patience for all that.

While your aromatics are working, add your poultry to your slow cooker.

When your onion is caramelized or you can’t wait any longer, add the spices and cook, stirring, until the spices bloom and become fragrant.

Add the coconut milk and tomato paste. Stir to combine and break up any clumps and bring to a boil.

Dump into the slow cooker. Cook on High 6 hours.

When done, shred the poultry and toss well to coat in sauce. Taste and season more if needed.

Serves 2 – 4 depending upon your delivery vehicle

Paleo Stuffed Globe Zucchini

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I credit a cosmic alignment bringing serendipity as the impetus behind this recipe. A friend of mine over at Nerd Fitness posted something a few weeks ago he was calling a grenade – from what I can remember, it involved baked globe zucchini stuffed with some sort of ground meat. It sounded delicious, but since I had no pretty balls of zucchini on hand, I pushed it out of my mind.

And then this week the stars aligned and my CSA gave us beautiful, round zucchinis the perfect size for stuffing plus ground pork. Serendipity.

This recipe makes a fantastic light dinner for two, with enough innards left over for at least 1 lunch, maybe 2.

A note on sausage: I’m using a really nicely flavored sweet pork sausage here I’ve been getting from my CSA (order form). It’s fan-freaking-tastic. I would suggest swapping in the best sweet Italian sausage you can find. 

Paleo, gluten-free, Whole30 if you source your sausage well

 

Paleo Stuffed Globe Zucchini

2 round zucchini
1 lb. sweet pork sausage
2 shallots
4 cloves garlic
2 smallish potatoes
4 roma tomatoes
1 green bell pepper
1 tsp. ground coriander
1 tsp. thyme
Kosher salt & black pepper

Preheat your oven to 375F. Set your largest pan over medium heat and add the sausage.

While the sausage starts to cook, peel and dice the garlic and shallots. Add to the pan and give everything a stir, breaking up any huge sausage lumps.

Dice the potatoes and add to the pan. Stir.

Chop the pepper. Add to the pan and stir.

Chop the tomatoes. Add to the pan and stir.

Cut the tops off the zucchini. Using a large spoon, scoop the innards out of the zucchinis, being careful to not puncture the sides. Chop the innards and add to the pan. Stir.

Add the coriander, thyme, a big pinch or two Kosher salt and a few cracks black pepper to the pan. Stir and taste for seasoning. Add more if necessary.

Stuff the empty zucchini with the sausage mixture, replace the zucchini tops, and place in a baking dish. Add a little water to the bottom of the dish. Cover with foil.

Bake 1 hour, or until the zucchini is soft.

Serves 2 for dinner, with enough sausage mix left over to supply 1 – 2 lunches

Zucchini Mashed Potatoes

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Zucchini. Mashed. Potatoes. A simple, delicious vehicle that whisks away some of summer’s over bounty if you’re lucky enough to subscribe to a CSA (or have a backyard plot of veggies). This side dish is zucchini-hating DH-approved (he pretended it was unidentified herbs until confronted with reality).

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30 if you sub clarified butter, vegetarian

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Zucchini Mashed Potatoes

4 smallish potatoes (about hand sized)
1 large zucchini
2 large cloves garlic
2 Tbsp. unsalted grass fed butter (sub clarified if W30)
Kosher salt & pepper

Wash, peel and chop the potatoes into half inch-ish pieces. Peel the garlic. Add both to a large pot and cover with water (+ about an inch). Set over High heat, add a generous sprinkle salt, and bring to a low boil. Let cook 10 minutes.

While the potatoes are cooking, chop the zucchini. Add to the pot after the 10 minutes are up. Boil 5 minutes.

Drain and add to the bowl of a food processor or blender carafe. Add the butter and process. Taste. Add salt & pepper as needed.

Serves 4 as a side – perfect with simple sautéed chicken breast or broiled steaks

 

Chicken-And-Egg Zoodles

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I started this meal thinking a nice simple plate of cacio e pepe sounded delicious. But, I don’t eat pasta – and I didn’t have any parmesan. What I *did* have was some CSA fresh zucchini, some bacon ends, a bit of leftover baked chicken and some farm fresh eggs.

A delicious, dead simple, quick-to-prepare dinner was born. And, without heating my apartment to 900 degrees, or filling it with seared meat smoke. #winning

Paleo, gluten-free, whole30 if you source your bacon right

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Chicken-And-Egg Zoodles

4 ounces bacon
4 ounces leftover cooked chicken
1 large zucchini
2 cloves garlic
2 tsp. FOC (fat of choice)
2 eggs per person
More FOC
Salt & pepper

Heat a pan on medium. Chop your bacon and add. Brown. When the bacon is halfway browned, add the leftover chicken and 2 chopped cloves garlic.

Zoodle your zucchini however you accomplish this (I use a spiralizer that works like sharpening a pencil – there are a ton of ways to make noodles out of zucchini).

When the bacon is browned and the chicken is warm, add the zoodles to the pan and toss. Add 2 tsp. olive oil, a few cracks black pepper and a sprinkle of salt. Set aside while you fry the eggs.

Put your pan back over the fire and add more fat. Fry the eggs and use to top the “pasta”.

Serves 2

Blistered Lemon Green Beans

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Lemon! This is one of those bright, punchy side dishes that calls to mind hot summer evenings spent draped over the arms of furniture because it’s wilty outside, potluck barbecues with friends, and the bounty of an overflowing CSA box.

In short, it’s delicious and will wake your tastebuds up. Plus, it’s safe for pretty much everyone if you want to bring it somewhere.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30, vegetarian, vegan

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Blistered Lemon Green Beans

1 lb. beans (I used a mix of yellow and green)
2-3 lemons
2 tsp. FOC (fat of choice)
4 cloves roasted garlic
1 Tbsp. tahini
2 Tbsp. chopped basil
Kosher salt & pepper
Water

First, tip your green beans and put your broiler on high. Add the green beans in a single layer on a cookie sheet. Slice one of the lemons in half, and then into thin rounds (peel and all). Pick out the seeds of the rounds and place on the cookie sheet with the green beans. Sprinkle with your fat of choice, salt and pepper.

Broil until the green beans are starting to blister and the lemons are starting to burn – roughly 5 mins., turn the pan and 3 mins. (at least in my oven) – start with 5 minutes and watch from there.

While your green beans are burning, make the dressing. Dice the garlic and add to a small bowl with 2 Tbsp. lemon juice, the tahini, and a shot of salt & pepper. Stir to combine and add a little water (about a Tablespoon) to loosen up a little if needed. Chop the basil and add to the dressing. Stir again.

When the beans and lemon slices are ready, remove from the pan. Dice the lemon (peel and all) and add to the dressing.

Toss the dressing with the beans well to combine (I massaged the dressing into the beans with my fingers).

Serves 2-3 as a dinner side

Updated: DH’s Green Smoothie

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This is an updated version of my Breakfast Of Champions green smoothie recipe from a couple of years ago. As was the case back then, I still drink this smoothie most weekdays for breakfast and still absolutely love it. I’d like to say I’ve tried umpteen recipes and settled on this one after extensive taste-testing, but that’s not the case. When we got our Vitamix, the DH did a little research on smoothie ingredients that weren’t just sugar and carb bombs (or worse: dessert) in disguise, and came up with this recipe. It was perhaps the second thing he made with the new blender, and we have been drinking it ever since. It’s evolved over the years (we used to add a banana, celery, cilantro and spirulina), but the nutrition and taste is still there – and this is still an absolutely satisfying breakfast and enough to carry me through my day from 8:30 – 12:30.

Gluten-free, paleo, vegetarian, vegan

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DH’s Green Smoothie (Updated)

1 Granny Smith apple
1 big hand full kale (we use pre-cut)
1 smallish hand full baby spinach (we use bagged)
1/2 of a large avocado (or 1 whole small)
3/4c. coconut water (we use Zico)
1/4c. orange juice (we like the not from concentrate kind)
1/2 inch ginger (peeled)
Optional add-in: protein powder (we use Nutiva hemp protein because it doesn’t have soy or whey and also doesn’t have a ton of added crap)

Core and chop the apple. Add to the blender carafe. Add the rest of the ingredients and blend, letting run on high until smooth and incorporated.

Pour into two glasses and consume in the manner you prefer (I won’t drink mine without a straw; the DH drinks his straight from the glass).

Serves 2

 

Paleo Pork Tacos with Pineapple Rhubarb Salsa

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Bright, punchy, and highly versatile, these tacos make a quick(ish) weeknight meal – or the beginnings of a spectacular Spring party.

I also may or may not have eaten this, or a variation on this, for the entirety of last week – and may or may not have posted a melodramatic memorial to said lunch variation as a Picture of the Day.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30 (check labels) 

Paleo Pork Tacos with Pineapple Rhubarb Salsa

About 6 ounces pulled pork per person – I slow-cooked mine simply for 6 hours with a liberal sprinkling of my favorite seasoning, but this slow roasted recipe would be fantastic, or this salsa verde Instant Pot version, or this “plain” Instant Pot version would all be fantastic here

Paleo crepes (I used this recipe from Running To The Kitchen, but cut the eggs down to 4) – when making, I ladled out 1 scoop per crepe to make tortilla-sized portions. Note: be careful when using fresh fat in this recipe, the first crepe-tilla of each fat addition always turns out wonky for me.

1 stalk rhubarb (1/4 c. when diced)
Pineapple (1/4 c. when diced)
2 Tbsp. cilantro
Pinch Kosher salt
1 Tbsp. pomegranate molasses
1 tsp. lemon juice

To make the salsa: Dice the rhubarb and pineapple and add to a small bowl. Chop the cilantro and add, along with the salt, molasses and lemon juice. Stir to combine.

To serve: Place 2-3 ounces pork in the center of each crepe and top with salsa.

Serves 2, maybe 3 if you have a nice side. 

Rhubarb & Rosemary Chicken Cabbage Salad

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Rhubarb is my new jam. I already knew I loved it in strawberry pie (and jam!), but had no idea what to do with this bright, punchy vegetable on the savory side of life. This salad came about as I was playing in the kitchen during lunch, trying to use up the last bits and bobs of various vegetables lounging in my crisper drawer. I think it turned out well.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30

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Rhubarb & Rosemary Chicken Cabbage Salad

1/4 head Savoy cabbage
1 hand full fresh green beans
1/2 stalk rhubarb
6 grapes
6 ounces grilled rosemary chicken breast
1Tbsp. pomegranate molasses
2Tbsp. grapeseed or pistachio oil
1Tbsp. fresh thyme
1 big pinch Kosher salt
Few grinds black pepper

Shred the cabbage (you want about 2c.).

Chop the green beans (you want about 1/4c.).

Dice the rhubarb (you want about 1/4c.).

Halve the grapes.

Chop the chicken.

Chop the thyme.

Add all to a large bowl. Drizzle the pomegranate molasses and oil over top, hit with a big pinch Kosher salt and a few grinds black pepper and toss to combine.

Serves 1 for lunch

Fennel & Orange Slaw with Chicken

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This recipe is based on a Facebook post from one of my favorite veggie enthusiasts, Yotam Ottolenghi. I love Ottolenghi’s recipes – and how that man thinks about flavors, textures and colors. His cookbooks Jerusalem and Plenty are instant shake me out of my rut go-tos and the first place I turn when I have veggies on the mind.

This salad looks a little involved, but can be a great way to use up random odd bits you have lying around the kitchen.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30, Vegan & Vegetarian if you omit the chicken

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Fennel & Orange Slaw with Chicken

1/4 head Savoy cabbage
Dill
Orange (I used Cava Cava)
Kale
2 medium carrots
1/4 bulb fennel
1c. green seedless grapes
1/2 orange bell pepper
6oz. shredded rotisserie chicken per serving
1Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
2 Tbsp. pistachio oil
1 tsp. your favorite mustard
Big pinch Kosher salt
Few grinds black pepper

Shred the cabbage. Chop the kale, orange pepper and dill. Process the carrot and fennel (I shredded on a mandolin). Segment and chop the orange. Halve the grapes.

Add all to a large bowl.

Whisk together the apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper, oil and mustard to form a dressing.

Pour over the salad and massage by hand to incorporate.

Plate and top with chicken.

Serves 2-3 (adjust chicken accordingly)