The most pitiful bites you’ve ever seen.

Santa has great taste.

Happiness is … a dog with a big bone on Christmas.

Sith Santa & Frosty 2-D2 from our Lego Star Wars advent calendar.

Happy Sithmas, all.

Cinderella’s cat, Lucifer

Feliz Navidad

Daguerreotype walls @ the Four & Twenty Blackbirds bakery in Gowanus, where we saw John Hodgman: That is all at The Bell House. (It was hilarious, by the way. Lucky for us, it’s still a few hours from Ragnarok.

There’s a monster in our kitchen. A red, hulking monster that takes vegetables and turns them into tasty, perfectly smooth tasty beverages. It does a mean butternut squash purée, too.

Blinding afternoon sun in the office.