Persian-ish Cauliflower Rice

This recipe came about because I’ve been diving deep into Persian and Arabic cuisine, trying to wrap my head around what flavors are consistent and what ones are more regional – aaaaaaand I needed to use up a few stock ingredients before purchasing more fresh.

So – with this dish, we take the tomato, pomegranate and pistachio from this region, the parsley and onions found pretty much everywhere, cauliflower rice from the US (or you could probably go for India here – they have cauli, but riced is an American thing to the best of my knowledge), and blueberries from the US/Europe.

This makes a nice light side for basic chicken or beef (I first ate it with curry chicken breast), or alone and chilled as a salad.

gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, paleo, keto (watch your carbs from tomatoes, nuts and berries)

Persian-ish Cauliflower Rice

1 small head cauliflower, riced about 4 cups (I used some I had frozen and thawed)
1/2 yellow onion
3 cloves garlic
2 Tbsp. fat of choice (I used coconut oil)
1 Tbsp. garlic powder
1 Tbsp. onion powder
2 tsp. tomato paste
1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
1 Tbsp. pomegranate molasses
2 Tbsp. lemon juice, divided
10 cherry tomatoes
1/2 cup blueberries
1/2 cup parsley
1/4 cup pistachios
Salt & pepper

Dice the onion and garlic. Heat your fat in a large pan over medium heat. Add the onion and garlic and sautee until translucent.

While the onion and garlic is working, gather the rest of your ingredients.

When the onion and garlic mixture is translucent, add the cauliflower rice, a hit of salt & pepper, stir, and let cook 3 – 5 minutes.

While the cauliflower mix is working, cut the tomatoes in half and chop both the pistachios and parsley.

Add the garlic powder, onion powder, tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, pomegranate molasses, half the lemon juice, and tomatoes. Stir to combine and cook, stirring occasionally, 2 minutes. Taste and add more salt if needed.

Cut the heat and add the blueberries, parsley and pistachio. Taste and add salt & pepper if needed – add the rest of the lemon juice here if desired. I wanted mine extra zingy, so I did. It would have been fine without.

Serves 4 as a side

June 8, 2018

June 7, 2018

Vicious wiener attack

June 6, 2018

June 5, 2018

Ummm … my Uber driver seems ready for business.

June 4, 2018

June 3, 2018

Thanks, jerk.

I think the stuffed camel has died.

June 2, 2018

An unsuccessful day at the mall searching for dresses that: I liked, were appropriate for the event I was buying for, and actually fit.

Also: one-piece swimsuit shopping.

I left the mall having done well over 10,000 steps, with only new soap and about a years’ worth of purse lotion (damn Bath & Body Works sales) to show for it. And a full belly, since I was there after dark.

One perk of Ramadan: spent way less on Starbucks than I would have otherwise, since coffee shops aren’t open during the day and I was too tired and full after dinner to go out of my way to find one before hailing my Uber home. This perk is also one of the most frustrating things, but that frustration *has* gotten me to step back a bit and examine why, exactly, I’m finding it frustrating and why I think I *need* mall coffee exactly when I even quarter want it. Well played, Ramadan, well played.

On the subject: we’re just over halfway done with the month, and I’m bummed that I missed the kids’ celebrations (called Garangao) on Friday. Next year, I’ll do better and get out for them! Garangao is a kids night where children go singing traditional songs around the neighborhood and receive small gift bags and sweets from their elders (sounds kind of like Christmas caroling, just when it’s 90-something degrees). I’m not sure if it’s a Gulf-specific thing or not, but the malls and popular gathering places were all holding celebrations with shows and crafting workshops and other stuff for kids and families.

June 1, 2018

Yup – in the air again – on what I hope will be my last visa-related flight: the one where I get my family visit visa at the end.

And I must say, after all the uncomplimentary things I heard about the Kuwait airport, at least the Qatar Airways Lounge was nice. Kinda wanted to see if the aqua velvet couches could fit in my hand luggage. The rest of the terminal was fine – cigarette smoky at points, and the bathroom was ludicrously small, but at least it was bright (unlike what is now the old Muscat airport, which was always strangely dark in the terminal).

Red Curry Miso Sauce

This is one of those sauces that came about because I had expensive ingredients to burn before they went bad.

I’m glad I had the space to dick around in the kitchen – this Sauce is fantastic. I served it with roasted butternut squash and chicken breast for a quick & easy dinner. It would also be delicious with any sort of potato or pasta, toasted hazelnuts, and any roasted veg. I’m thinking: baked potatoes topped with toasted hazelnuts, fry dip, hash sauce, shrimp zoodle pasta with pistachios, swirled around roasted broccoli, or slathered on a nice juicy steak.

Gluten-free, vegetarian, keto

Red Curry Miso Sauce

2 tsp. Thai red curry paste
1 tsp. yellow miso
1 tsp. ginger garlic paste
1 Tbsp. minced shallot
2 Tbsp. Ghee

Mix all ingredients together. Spoon over or toss with something (see headnote) for a flavorful dinner.

Makes enough for 1 – maaaaaybe 2, depending on what you make and how strong you like your flavors. Doubles or triples nicely.