Ignore the dirty kitchen. This is my princess, who POUTED all freaking day because her dad dared go to work.

Pouted and refused to do anything but sleep on me or follow me around, sitting on her little blankie because she doesn’t like to put her butt on the cold floor.

Because she’s a jerk, and we can’t have rugs.

Life is hard when you’re a spoiled rotten princess.

Bonus: