November 26, 2018

How are these documentaries?

November 25, 2018

Well, that’s one way to spell it.

November 24, 2018

Dhows at sunset

Eggplant Pizza Boats

The idea for this low carb, Keto-friendly dinner came from a good friend who was looking for something tasty to eat while on a Whole30 – and started making stuffed zucchini pizzas.

I had eggplant and went a little nuts in the veggie aisle. Yum.

Also: I found a fantastic lactose-free sharp cheddar cheese that doesn’t kill my stomach. Win-freaking-win, and I’m happy it costs an arm and a leg, so I won’t be buying it every week!

gluten-free, paleo, Keto-ish

Eggplant Pizza Boats

1 large Italian (dark purple) eggplant
1 lb. ground beef
4 oz. crimini mushrooms, chopped
1 medium onion, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
4-6 cloves garlic, chopped
1/2-1 c. marinara
2 Tbsp. garlic powder
2 Tbsp. onion powder
4 tsp. dried oregano
4 inches 2 in. diameter stick style pepperoni, chopped
2 Tbsp. nutritional yeast (optional)
Hand full green olives, chopped
Double hand full lactose free cheese, shredded
Salt & pepper
1 Tbsp. fat of choice
Green onion, chopped (optional topper)
Parsley, chopped (optional topper)
Big pinch red pepper flakes

Preheat your oven to 200C while you prep all your veggies.

Halve the eggplant lengthwise, scoop out a fair amount of the middles (reserve middles, chop & add to veggies), and bake 20 minutes or until mostly soft.

While the eggplant boats are baking, make the stuffing by sautéing the mushrooms, onion, pepper, and garlic in the fat until soft. Salt & pepper as you go. When desired doneness is achieved, remove from pan and reserve.

Put the pan back on the heat and add the pepperoni. Give that a couple minutes to start rendering and add the beef. Brown, adding the spices a half at a time and tasting as you go. You want this mix to be a hair salty.

When your desired brownness is reached, add the marinara, nutritional yeast and olives and stir to combine. Add the veggies back in. Taste. Season more if needed.

Pile into the boats and top with shredded cheese.

Bake 20-30 minutes or until browned and bubbly.

Top with chopped parsley & green onion if desired.

Serves 4 for dinner/lunch

November 23, 2018

Freya surveying her kingdom

And after she won Best Purebreed at the dog festival.

November 22, 2018

Happy 🦃 Day, all!

This year’s spread:

Nibbles plate featuring dairy-free was supposed to be a cheese ball, but wouldn’t ball, assorted dates, grapes, Ritz crackers, cured beef pepperoni, deviled eggs, spiced mixed nuts

DH’ bourbon ham

A friend’s lemon chicken

Romesco roasted cauliflower

Brussels with bacon

Roasted garlic mashed white potatoes with dairy free yogurt as the creaminess

Whipped spiced sweet potatoes

Green beans with French fried onions

Cranberry sauce

Gravy a friend had to make because I’m incapable 😆

Killer roasted veggies by another friend

Roasted pearl onions

Stuffing balls

Pumpkin pie 🤤 by friend 1

So good German chocolate cake by friend 3

Sweet and light berry trifle thing by friend 2

And drinks + my “Fall” tree 😁

November 21, 2018

November 20, 2018

Quick dinner

November 19, 2018

November 18, 2018

From the fossil room at the Sheik Faisal Museum – a super cool collection of historical things collected by one man over 60 or so years. Definitely worth the visit if you’re in town.