April 27, 2017

April 26, 2017

April 25, 2017

When poor planning means your ‘garbage’ lunch is decadent af:


Half an avocado, 2 Tablespoons vegan cream cheese, 2 eggs fried in Buffalo ghee, 2 ounces double smoked bacon & half a bunch of chives.

April 24, 2017

April 23, 2017

April 22, 2017

11 years with this weirdo. 


I guess I’ll keep him 🙂 

April 21, 2017

My little grumpy old man was cuddled so hard today, I got halfway through lunch preparation without an audience.

April 20, 2017

April 19, 2017

Hey, lactose intolerant person – you do not need a unicorn frappuccino.

YouDoNotNeedAUnicornFrappuccino

YouDoNotNeedAUnicornFrappuccino

YouDoNotNeedAUnicornFrappuccino


April 18, 2017

It’s 8 am and the dog has forced me to go to the park. Where a rooster is crowing, the breeze is kicking, and salt is in the air.


I’m hiding in my hoodie like “Bright light! Bright light!”

And this jerk is prancing around like he got restful sleep (he didn’t. No one on my floor did – the asshole dog down the hall decided to freak the F out all night long). 

Dogs, man. All it took was moving by a quiet park for my grumpums of an old man to feel like a pup again.