Keto Day 5 of 30

After last night’s revelation that I just need more fat, expected to be magically awesome today like my jerkface of a husband who feels just peachy.

Apparently the keto flu gods heard me talking smack. 

My upper mouth palette has felt fuzzy for 2 days and my upper teeth feel weird. I have no idea if this is related to the keto or I’m a weirdo. 

I’m also stuck on slow setting today, and my stomach is vaguely unhappy about life in general. 

Hey, but at least I wasn’t starving to death. 

Breakfast

Totally forgot to take a picture again. The DH made me scrambled eggs with a little cream and they were magical. Plus the last of the bacon. 

Also had my normal coffee with almond milk instead of hitting Starbucks.

Snack

Caved after my haircut and grabbed some macadamia nuts instead of starving to death.

Lunch

Picked up some smoked salmon while grocery shopping – had little cucumber points with horseradish mayo.


Dinner

I wasn’t really hungry for dinner – had more macadamia nuts and a jerky bar while out at a movie with friends.

Briefly considered adding a scoop of protein powder to some bone broth, but was full of liquids. 

Macros

1258 of 1318 kcal

21.9 of 20g net carbs

58.9 of 70g protein

104.9 of 106g fat

November 5, 2016

Ladies

Keto Day 4 of 30

Today was ok, though I miscalculated dinner’s macros and ended up over limit. And I had way too much coffee this morning + waited waaaaaay too long to eat lunch – so I came home carsick from the train and weird feeling from the coffee, and had to take a nap. I was also all over the place during a meeting today mentally – not foggy, just had zero concentration. 

*edit after research: ooooooh. 

So. I’ve been craving almonds like they’re going out of style – which could mean that up until 4 days ago I ate a hell of a lot of almonds and my brain misses them, or maybe I needed a bit more magnesium today since I sweated a bunch during yesterday’s workout and may have gotten rid of too much. The suggested fix is magnesium powder – I haaaated Natural Calm the last time I tried it – or either Himalayan rock salt or grey salt. 

Also: part of my weird feeling today *could* be linked to going a little over in protein. The suggested fix here is moar fat. I need to cool it on erring on the side of protein (dammit) and throw back a fat bomb after dinner if I’m still starving. It may kick me over on calories, but so be it. 

Further signs I need more fat: 

My hand joints hurt often – I figured this was just me getting arthritis way early.

I’m cold a lot – This could also be because my circulation is crap.

I’m hungry again right after eating – Ooooooh. Dumbass.

My skin is always dry, even when I’m drinking tons of water – Oops. 

I have lots of flyaways – Granted, I also have very fine and thin hair. And it’s getting colder, so I’m like static city. 

Breakfast

Rocketfuel latte.



Meeting Lifeline

Half a “snack pack” – aka 1 ounce pepperoni + a hard boiled egg (the other half involves 2 ounces nuts and a cheese stick).

Extra coffee with almond milk.

Socialization Coffee Instead Of Eating Lunch Out

Lunch

Chicken + avocado salad.

Dinner

Too bad I forgot to take a pic of dinner – it was delicious. Made pumpkin & bacon carbonara.
Snack

Boo. Still hungry, no snack.

* Ok, fine. After interneting and still being starving, I had a Tablespoon coconut butter. It’s ok. I’m not failing at life. 
Macros

1539.5 of 1318 kcal

16.7 of 20g net carbs

77.7 of 70g protein

123.12 of 106g fat

November 4, 2016

Grand Central

Keto Day 3 of 30

Today was full of hangriness again. And then I decided to do an HIIT workout. Like a dumbass.

Breakfast

Forgot to take a pic, but I quick-scrambled 2 eggs with a little cheese, a hand full of scallions, 2 slices of bacon and half a Tablespoon of butter.
Lunch

Chicken salad with tahini.

Dinner
Broccoli “rice” with ground beef and butter.

Snack

Yay. Snack. And I needed carbs – so I had half a Granny Smith apple split into 2 servings. 
Macros

1315.5 of 1318 kcal

19.22 of 20g net carbs

70.52 of 70g protein

102.99 of 106g fat

November 3, 2016

Gym day.

Keto – Day 2 of 30

Today got a little better, macros-wise but I was hungry all afternoon. And after dinner. Sooooooo hungry.

Breakfast

Rocketfuel latte block in my usual coffee.



Lunch

Avocado, chicken, scallion & mayo salad with lime juice.



Dinner

Thai chicken & zoodles.


Snack

Whomp Whomp. No room for the massive amount of almonds I was craving.

Macros
1338 of 1318 kcal
16.5 of 20g net carbs
73.2 of 70g protein
106.1 of 106g fat

November 2, 2016

Flophouse.

Keto – Day 1 of 30

Today was a learning experience for sure. Apparently, I *don’t* need to eat protein at every meal. Bummer.

Breakfast

Revised keto-friendly smoothie (which actually wasn’t half bad once I added the stevia) + coffee with almond milk.



Lunch

Big salad with rotisserie chicken, cucumbers, green onions and tahini dressing.



Dinner

Pan seared salmon with cauliflower mash. The DH’s had added bacon and added fat.

Mine is on the left; the DH’s has an added 2 Tbsp. fat and 2 slices bacon

Snack

1 (delicious) fat bomb block.



Macros
1499 of 1318 kcal
16.5 of 20g net carbs
91.6 of 70g protein
108.42 of 106g fat

I’m Doing Something Crazy With My Diet Again

Hold the cat – I’m doing something crazy with my diet again. And no, I’m not doing *another* Whole 30.

Instead of resting on my laurels, this month I’ve decided to break from my long-standing macros and give Keto a try. The DH is itching to give it another shot, I want to knock off the last few stubborn pounds I acquired as a student, and I’m curious to see how my body will react.

So, let’s take a dive – shall we?

First thing’s first. This is where I’m pulling my keto macros from:

http://www.ruled.me/guide-keto-diet/

And what are those macros?

1318 kcal

20g net carbs

70g protein

106g fat

That breaks down to 6% carbs, 21% protein and 73% fat.

Why?

According to the calculator, I have a total energy expenditure of 1757 kcal per day (127 lbs. weight / 31% body fat = 1229 BMR, 123 TEF & 1351 base energy expenditure + a lightly active lifestyle).

To lose weight on the track we’ve chosen, I need to operate at a 25% deficit, which would put me at 0.8g/lb. protein and 20g net carbs.

You keep saying “net carbs” wtf is a carb net? Net carbs are total carbs – fiber; keto people like fiber.

Wait … those macros look kinda familiar.

If you’ve been following my macro obsession for awhile (holla, Nerd friends!), you may think these numbers look familiar. They are. My “regular” macros (based on Mark Sisson’s Primal Blueprint plan: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/definitive-guide-to-the-primal-eating-plan/)

Have me eating:

1500 calories or less

100g or less fats

100g or less carbs

70g or more protein

These macros have been my besties for a couple years now and I know they work. They’re easy to follow, and when I’m actually doing what I need to be doing they at least keep my weight stable.

Erm … so, if keto is so similar to what you already do, why subject yourself to crazy making rules?

I’m treating this foray into ketoland like a Whole30 – I’m hoping to get back to a mindful state of food consumption, rein in the bad habits that have crept into my diet over the past few months, and get back to eating what I know I’m supposed to be eating. If keto is like W30, I’ll quit thinking of excuses to ‘just have a damn sandwich’, things like popcorn won’t be a major focus of my weekend, and I will stop looking for excuses to have things like dessert or drinks or a PSL or fries.

Oooookaaaay … what does a keto day look like, food-wise? I’m betting your favorite breakfast is out.

Unfortunately, I have to say sayonara to my favorite green smoothie – at least until I can figure out how to make it not taste like swamp water with no apple.

Luckily, I have a best friend who is already doing keto and kicking ass at it. She has other restrictions (and funny enough – in looking back at my Whole30 posts to see how I want to format this Keto series, she is the whole freaking reason I did W30 in the first place because apparently she’s *always* been about 5 steps ahead of me), but this is the gist of what she’s eating every day:

Rocket fuel latte for breakfast

Bone broth or an Epic bar for lunch (depending on whether she’s at home)

A palm worth of protein + veggies cooked in lard for dinner

That looks like maybe enough food for me but definitely not enough food for my DH, so the general plan looks like:

Rocket fuel latte for breakfast

Epic bar + snack nuts if I’m out for lunch

Veggies + chicken if I’m home for lunch

Protein + veggies for dinner

Bone broth as a snack as needed

Hard boiled eggs as a snack as needed

Salumi for a snack as needed

Fat bombs for an emergency ‘I need more calories and/or fat after dinner’ ration

My DH will want to add guac and bacon to that list; and we may end up doing eggy muffins instead of rocket fuel for breakfast. Or he may, at least. I love my coffee too much to give it up.

Speaking of … this is going to make getting coffee out a pain in my damn ass again. I need to see what the keto peeps do about this.

I also may revitalize my keto protein bomb smoothies I was making last fall. Those bitches were delicious and more than filling for a meal. Like they’d make an awesome lunch on the go for both of us.

For reference, I’ll be feeding two of us in this experiment. My macros are above; the DH’s are as follows: 1982 kcal, 20g net carbs, 121g protein, 158g fat

I’ll be posting updates daily on what I’m eating and will do a big wrap-up at the end with anything I’ve learned over the whole process.

Curious to see what I had to say about Whole30? Here’s info on my First, Second, and Third Whole30s.