Updated: DH’s Green Smoothie

This is an updated version of my Breakfast Of Champions green smoothie recipe from a couple of years ago. As was the case back then, I still drink this smoothie most weekdays for breakfast and still absolutely love it. I’d like to say I’ve tried umpteen recipes and settled on this one after extensive taste-testing, but that’s not the case. When we got our Vitamix, the DH did a little research on smoothie ingredients that weren’t just sugar and carb bombs (or worse: dessert) in disguise, and came up with this recipe. It was perhaps the second thing he made with the new blender, and we have been drinking it ever since. It’s evolved over the years (we used to add a banana, celery, cilantro and spirulina), but the nutrition and taste is still there – and this is still an absolutely satisfying breakfast and enough to carry me through my day from 8:30 – 12:30.

Gluten-free, paleo, vegetarian, vegan

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DH’s Green Smoothie (Updated)

1 Granny Smith apple
1 big hand full kale (we use pre-cut)
1 smallish hand full baby spinach (we use bagged)
1/2 of a large avocado (or 1 whole small)
3/4c. coconut water (we use Zico)
1/4c. orange juice (we like the not from concentrate kind)
1/2 inch ginger (peeled)
Optional add-in: protein powder (we use Nutiva hemp protein because it doesn’t have soy or whey and also doesn’t have a ton of added crap)

Core and chop the apple. Add to the blender carafe. Add the rest of the ingredients and blend, letting run on high until smooth and incorporated.

Pour into two glasses and consume in the manner you prefer (I won’t drink mine without a straw; the DH drinks his straight from the glass).

Serves 2

 

Spring Broccoli and Pea Salad

This is another great cookout salad. Quick to throw together, friendly for a whole host of dietary restrictions, clean and bright.

Gluten-free, paleo, vegetarian, vegan

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Spring Broccoli and Pea Salad

1 lb. snow or snap peas
3 large radishes
1 (9-10 oz.) bag broccoli slaw
Zest of 1 lemon
3 Tbsp. avocado or other neutral oil
1 Tbsp. dijon mustard
1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
Kosher salt & black pepper.

Tip, tail and snap your peas into a large bowl. Grate the radishes and add. Add the broccoli slaw. Hit with a generous pinch Kosher salt + a few grinds black pepper and toss to combine.

In a small bowl, whisk together the lemon zest, oil, mustard, and vinegar.

Pour over the salad. Toss to combine and hit with another shot of salt and pepper.

I went back and forth regarding doubling the dressing for a more punchy taste, but ultimately opted for the more subtle route. If you want punchier dressing, try doubling the amount and playing with the mustard/acid content.

Makes a huge bowl – more than enough for a cookout. 

Stone Fruit Salad

This salad is ridiculously delicious. Sweet, a little tart, a little savory – it’s got a great mix of flavors and is sure to be a crowd pleaser at your next group gathering.

Gluten-free, paleo, vegetarian, vegan

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Stone Fruit Salad

3 large plums
4 small peaches or nectarines
4 scallions
3 large radishes
1 red bell pepper
1 inch ginger
1 Tbsp. rice vinegar
2 Tbsp. avocado oil (or other neutral oil)
1 tsp. sweetener (honey, coconut sugar, agave, maple syrup)
1 tsp. curry powder
1 clove garlic
Kosher salt & black pepper

First, break down your fruit, pepper, and radishes and add to a large bowl. I used a mandolin with large julienne teeth – this was good, but the plums got a bit pulpy; you may want to just thinly slice everything (resulting in more texture). Thinly slice the scallions and add to the bowl. Hit with a generous pinch salt and a few cracks black pepper. Toss.

In a small bowl, whisk together the oil, vinegar, curry powder, ginger (grated), and garlic (grated). Add the dressing to the salad and toss to combine. Hit with another shot of salt and pepper.

I made this salad several hours before serving to allow the flavors a chance to marry a bit.

Makes a big bowl – enough to take to a cookout.

 

Fennel & Orange Slaw with Chicken

This recipe is based on a Facebook post from one of my favorite veggie enthusiasts, Yotam Ottolenghi. I love Ottolenghi’s recipes – and how that man thinks about flavors, textures and colors. His cookbooks Jerusalem and Plenty are instant shake me out of my rut go-tos and the first place I turn when I have veggies on the mind.

This salad looks a little involved, but can be a great way to use up random odd bits you have lying around the kitchen.

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30, Vegan & Vegetarian if you omit the chicken

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Fennel & Orange Slaw with Chicken

1/4 head Savoy cabbage
Dill
Orange (I used Cava Cava)
Kale
2 medium carrots
1/4 bulb fennel
1c. green seedless grapes
1/2 orange bell pepper
6oz. shredded rotisserie chicken per serving
1Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
2 Tbsp. pistachio oil
1 tsp. your favorite mustard
Big pinch Kosher salt
Few grinds black pepper

Shred the cabbage. Chop the kale, orange pepper and dill. Process the carrot and fennel (I shredded on a mandolin). Segment and chop the orange. Halve the grapes.

Add all to a large bowl.

Whisk together the apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper, oil and mustard to form a dressing.

Pour over the salad and massage by hand to incorporate.

Plate and top with chicken.

Serves 2-3 (adjust chicken accordingly)

Guajillo Beet Puree

The inspiration for this recipe was a description used by a chef on a cooking show. I can’t remember which one, but if I were to guess I’d say either Chopped or Cutthroat Kitchen, since that’s what I’m currently watching.

I was intrigued by the thought of a guajillo’s smoke paired with the sweetness of a beet, and rooted by the beet’s inherent earthiness. I think they work and play well together, especially when paired with a nice fruity olive oil. 

Gluten-free, paleo, Whole30, vegetarian, vegan

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Guajillo Beet Puree 

2-3 roasted beets (about a cup, cup and a quarter total when mashed) 
2 guajillo chilis, soaked in water for a few hours to reconstitute 
2 cloves garlic 
4 good glugs of a fruity olive oil 
4 big pinches Kosher salt 
1/2 tsp. white pepper 
1 tsp. dijon mustard (if doing a Whole30, substitute your favorite grainy mustard) 

Roast and peel your beets. 

Once that is done, peel and chop roughly and add to the bowl of a food processor along with the reconstituted chilis, garlic, 2 big pinches Kosher salt, the white pepper and dijon. 

Drizzle in the olive oil (about a quarter cup total) while you puree to the consistency you want. 

Taste. Hit with 2 more big pinches Kosher salt if needed. 

Serves 2 as a light side

Apple Mint Salad

This quick and easy salad is just the thing to break up winter’s heavy, roasted tastes with a bright punch of acidity. 

Gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, paleo, Whole30

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Apple Mint Salad 

1 apple (I prefer Fuji or Gala), julienned 

2 Tbsp. fresh mint, minced 

2 Tbsp. cilantro, minced 

Juice of 1/2 a lime 

Pinch of Kosher salt 

Few grinds black pepper 

1 tsp. Apple cider vinegar 

2 large radishes, julienned 

Toss all ingredients. Great served alongside pulled pork, or Spicy Tuna Cakes. 

Serves 2

 

Crispy Lemon-Thyme Brussels Sprouts

Mmmmmmm…… lil baby cabbages. If you haven’t noticed, I love brussels sprouts. Luckily, so does my DH – so we have them quite often around here; generally just cooked simply with a little bacon grease or ghee and tossed with mustard. And they’re delicious.

But this time I wanted to go French-ish and wanted some crunchy bits to serve as a contrast for the wine-braised short ribs I made.

This recipe was intended to serve as a side for two, but as providence would have it the hubbs was called away at the last minute, and I got to eat the whole damn thing myself. And eat it all I did. With delight.

Vegetarian, Vegan, Gluten-free, Paleo, Whole30

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Crispy Lemon-Thyme Brussels Sprouts

1 bunch brussels sprouts (I had about 2c)
1 Tbsp. coconut oil
Kosher salt & pepper
1/4 a preserved lemon
2-3 sprigs fresh thyme
Preheat your oven to 400 F.

Rinse the brussels and quarter or halve so you end up with roughly half inch portions. Toss in the coconut oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Arrange on your baking sheet – making sure not to crowd – so that you have room for air to circulate between each piece. Bake 10 mins, stir and bake another 10 minutes. Check. If they’re crispy now, great, take them out. If not, let go a couple more minutes until they’re crispy but not incinerated.

While the brussels are working, mince your preserved lemon (you want 2 Tbsp.) and chop the thyme (1-2 Tbsp.).

When the brussels are ready, toss with the lemon and thyme and serve.

Allegedly serves 2

Burnt Radicchio Salad with Pear and Maple

This recipe was born out of the need to burn fall with fire. Call it bleeding frustrations, getting rid of demons, or just simply not getting enough fire with my wintery weather while on vacation, but I came back with an urge to burn things – specifically, food things.

Why so destructive? Slightly burnt around the edges radicchio is fantastic. So are toasted nuts. And butter. And pears – I thought long and hard about caramelizing these, too, but since no one has seen fit to festoon me with a blowtorch it didn’t happen. It might in the future, though. Maybe Santa will bring the gift of fire.

Gluten-free, paleo, vegetarian friendly, vegan friendly

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Burnt Radicchio Salad with Pear and Maple

1/2 head of radicchio
Drizzle olive oil
1/4 c. crushed pecans
1 Tbsp. ghee
1/2 pear
Drizzle maple syrup
Kosher salt & black pepper
Leftover flank steak (optional but delicious)

Set your broiler on high and tinfoil a cookie sheet. De-stem your radicchio and cut into two chunks. Place onto the prepared sheet, drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Broil 5-6 minutes, or until blistered and burning at the edges. Not incinerated, just lightly burnt around the top and edges.

While your radicchio is burning, toast your pecans in the ghee over medium-high heat until they smell nutty. Remove from the heat.

Slice your flank steak and pear into thin slivers.

When the radicchio is done, chop into bite-sized pieces and add to a serving vessel. Top with the sliced pear, flank steak if you’re using and pecans. Drizzle with a teaspoon  or so of maple syrup and hit with another pinch of salt and few twists of pepper. Viola.

Serves 1 for lunch

Spicy Chard & Cabbage Slaw

It must be the Southerner in me, but every time I think ‘pulled meat’ (hee hee) I think ‘slaw’. This week, I made pulled beef as my big multi-meal protein, and was graced with some really nice cabbage and chard in this week’s CSA box.

Slaw it is, and what better kind than spicy?

Vegetarian, Vegan, Gluten-free, Paleo (swap aioli for strict)

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Spicy Chard & Cabbage Slaw

1/2 small head cabbage
1/2 bunch rainbow chard
4 scallions
1 small bell pepper
2 cloves garlic
Fresh black pepper

For the dressing

2 Tbsp. mayo (I used Just Mayo, which is pretty great and not filled with a bunch of crap – it’s not strictly paleo (contains canola oil & tiny amounts of sugar & pea protein), but it is good and waaaaayyyy more convenient than my futile attempts at making aioli)
3 tsp. sriracha
2 Tbsp. lemon juice
2 Tbsp. water
2 pinches kosher salt

Core and shred the cabbage and add to a large bowl. Ribbon the chard and add. Thinly slice the scallions and add. Julienne the pepper and add. Mince the garlic and add. Toss with a few cracks black pepper.

In a smaller bowl, whisk together the mayo, sriracha, lemon juice, water and salt.

Drizzle the dressing over the slaw and toss with your hands to combine.

Serves 4 as a side or 2 as a bigass salad

Miso Pepita Broiled Squash

I know I have a winner on my hands when the first taste of something horrifies my mouth – but subsequent tweaks and tastes cause me to salivate, eat too much, and wind up having to pour water over the bowl to cease the smorgasboarding. (sidebar: you don’t even want to know how many times I typed Smorgasburg instead of smorgasboard – I may have been living in Brooklyn too long)

Back to topic. This side is pretty great. The topping is sweet and salty and rich and a little crunchy – while the squash is a little sweet, soft and a touch velvety. The two play well nicely together.

Vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, paleo-ish [miso is not strictly paleo (neither is rice wine vinegar for that matter), but as far as soy products go – fermented isn’t quite the devil that unfermented is. I will also love my rice wine vinegar forever, regardless of what the paleo police say]

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Miso Pepita Broiled Squash
Adapted from Broiled Spaghetti Squash with Walnut-Miso Glaze by Saveur

1 medium butternut squash
Coconut oil
1/2 c. pepitas
1/4 c. white miso
3 Tbsp. maple syrup
3 Tbsp. rice wine vinegar
Pinch red chili flakes
Pinch kosher salt

First, prep a baking sheet with tinfoil and set your oven to heat to 400 F.

Peel your squash with a vegetable peeler, cut into two easier-to-manage hunks, and cut into potato wedge looking sizes (scooping the guts from the bell end as you go). Lay on the prepped cookie sheet and drizzle a little coconut oil over. Toss well to coat. Sprinkle with kosher salt.

Bake 30 minutes or until soft and just starting to brown a bit on the edges.

While your squash is baking, make the crumbly goodness.

Combine the pepitas, miso, maple syrup, vinegar, chili flakes & salt in the bowl of a food processor and pulse until combined and gravelly looking. Taste. The mixture should be weird but strangely delicious and addicting after the second taste or so.

If you need to cut the weirdness, adding a little more maple syrup would work; adding some “warmer” spices (like cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice) may also help. I kept it weird.

When your squash is done, move your rack up and kick the oven on to broil.

Top your squash with the miso pepita mixture – I used the whole batch when I made it (mostly because I was already obsessed with the taste, but in hindsight this was a wise choice).

Broil 3 minutes or so, until the top is nice and crunchy and browned.

Serves 4 as a side.