Thai Inspired Pork Bowl

This dinner is quick to throw together and makes a bunch – perfect for batch cooking.

Gluten-free, Paleo, Keto


Thai Inspired Pork Bowl

1 lb. ground pork
1 red bell pepper
15oz. bag riced broccoli or cauliflower
2 cloves garlic
1 onion
4 Tbsp. sesame oil, divided
2 Tbsp. no sugar added sunflower butter
4 Tbsp. tamari or coconut aminos
Juice of 1 lime
2 Tbsp. fish sauce
1 egg per serving (optional)

Heat 2 Tbsp. sesame oil in a work or your largest pan over high heat. Add the pork and stir fry until just browning. 

While the pork is browning, thinly slice the onion and chop the garlic and pepper. Add to the pan with the riced broccoli and cook, stirring frequently, until the pepper and broccoli has softened and the onion is cooked through.

In a separate bowl, whisk the sunbutter, tamari, lime juice, fish sauce and remaining sesame oil. 

Add the sauce to the pan of pork & veggies and stir well to combine. Let cook an additional 2 – 3 minutes to let the flavors marry.

Top each serving with a fried egg seasoned with a sprinkle of tamari and fish sauce if desired.

Serves 4 – 6

Spanish Chicken & Chorizo

This quick and easy one sheet pan meal is keto-friendly, paleo, and takes minutes to throw together. Plus: one sheet pan! Which you can cover with foil! For no dishes!

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Spanish Chicken & Chorizo

2 lb chicken thighs (I prefer boneless skinless for this recipe)
1 lb. Spanish style chorizo
1 onion
2 medium red bell peppers
2 Tbsp. paprika
1 Tbsp. onion powder
1 Tbsp. garlic powder
2 tsp. dried oregano
Juice and zest of 1 orange
2 Tbsp. unsalted butter
2 Tbsp. oil of choice (I used coconut)
1/4 c. bone broth or stock (I used chicken but veggie would be great here too)
Salt & pepper to taste

Preheat your oven to 425 F and prep your baking sheet or dish.

Chop your chicken into bite-sized pieces and add to the prepared pan.

Slice your chorizo into bite-sized chunks and add to the pan with the chicken.

Slice your onion into thin half-moons and chop your peppers. Add to the pan.

Melt your butter and oil – add the spices + zest + stock and stir. Pour over the chicken mixture.

Juice the orange over the chicken mixture and toss well to coat.

Season with salt & pepper.

Bake 20 minutes, stir, and bake an additional 20 – 25 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through.

Serves 4 – 6 for dinners, depending on what you serve it with – I’ve served with roasted okra like in the picture, roasted broccoli, and cauliflower mash and all three were delicious

Low Carb Japanese Peanut Butter Beef

Another gem inspired by my Japanese food YouTube obsession. Delicious, delicious obsession.

I’ve made this version low carb. The original recipe used oyster sauce in place of hoisin (I happened to have hoisin on hand – Chinese, I know) and udon in place of spaghetti squash.

I also turned around and had this for dinner a second night in a row – with added roasted brussels sprouts – and it was magical.

gluten-free, keto, paleo-ish


Low Carb Japanese Peanut Butter Beef

150g ground beef
1/4 cup chopped scallions
1 Tbsp. peanut butter (check your label!)
1 tsp. hoisin or oyster sauce (check your label!)
1 Tbsp. sake or rice wine
1 Tbsp. coconut aminos or tamari
1/2 cup cooked spaghetti squash

Heat a medium pan over medium heat. Add the ground beef and cook until just browned. Add the liquids, peanut butter and hoisin/oyster sauce and stir quickly to combine completely. Add the spaghetti squash and scallions and stir well to combine.

Serves 1 for dinner

Instant Keto No-atmeal

I got the idea for this quick breakfast from Reddit. Go, Reddit.

I’m not a huge fan of regular oatmeal unless I’m starving to death and *need* something that is going to sit in my stomach like a rock for hours. This is not quite that, but it’s filling.

gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan with substitutions, paleo with substitutions, keto


Instant Keto No-atmeal

2 Tbsp. unsweetened shredded coconut flakes
2 Tbsp. flaxseed meal
2 Tbsp. chia seeds
2 dashes cinnamon
1 Tbsp. unsweetened applesauce or 1/4 cup blackberries
2 Tbsp. heavy cream or non-dairy substitute
Pinch salt
1/2 cup boiling water.

Combine the coconut, flax and chia seeds in a bowl. Add the boiling water, stir well and let sit 5 or so minutes until the chia seeds have bloomed. Stir in your add-ins and enjoy.

Serves 1 for breakfast

Estimated: 467 calories, 36 grams fat, 6 grams net carbs, 13 grams protein

Keto Holiday Leftovers Hash

One of my favorite things about a nice big holiday meal is the leftovers. I love taking little bits of this and that and creating either a buffet plate, a hugely messy sandwich, or a one-skillet meal from what’s there.

This year, since we’ve been experimenting with keto – I thought I’d whip up a low carb version of one of my very favorite dishes — hash. Seriously, I could eat hash every day (and have – that was my #1 bachelorette food).

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Keto Holiday Leftovers Hash

Leftover holiday meat (I used 2 ounces turkey in mine, and 3 ounces turkey in my DH’s)
1 cup steamed cauliflower bits (make these about half-inch size)
1/2 cup leftover broiled green beans
2 Tbsp. unsalted butter
1 – 2 slices leftover bacon per person
1 – 2 eggs per person
2 Tbsp. fat of choice (I used bacon drippings)
Palm full chopped fresh rosemary + sage
Salt & pepper
Crushed red pepper flakes

First, get your cauliflower going. You want to crumble about half a head cauliflower into roughly half-inch sized pieces. These are going to serve as your “potatoes” so you want a little heft to them (but not so much it’s like chawing down on a hunk of naked cauliflower).

Place in a pot, put an inch or so water in, turn the burner to high, and add a few liberal pinches salt. Boil, covered, 5 – 8 minutes or until soft. Drain.

Heat the fat of choice in your largest pan. Add the cauliflower. Chop the green beans roughly and add. Hit with a big pinch salt and a few grinds pepper.

While the veggies are cooking, start your eggs in a small pan on low heat. Add the butter, wait until it melts, then gently cook your eggs until your desired yolks have been met (I like over medium). Remove to a plate when done (save the butter!).

When the eggs are done, add your meat (turkey) to the pan and sautee until warmed and maybe even crispy.

Mince the herbs and add to the veggie skillet. Taste and adjust seasoning if necessary.

Add half the veggies + your portion of meat + your eggs to a bowl and top with red pepper flakes. Repeat for the other bowl.

Serves 2

Keto Peanut Butter Smoothie

This low-carb smoothie is delicious — not too sweet, it has my greens, and is nice and thick. Just want I want for breakfast!

gluten-free, paleo, keto


Keto Peanut Butter Smoothie

1 haas avocado
2 cups cashew or almond milk (be sure to buy the unsweetened original kind!)
2 Tbsp. MCT oil
1 scoop collagen (I use a grass-fed beef collagen powder)
4 Tbsp. sun butter or peanut butter (I use Skippy Natural because that’s what I could find with the lowest amount of sugar/net carbs at my store)
1 Tbsp. cacao powder (check your label for sugar content)
8 drops stevia (I used vanilla flavored)
2 c. baby spinach
1 inch ginger, peeled
2 Tbsp. chia seeds

Blend all ingredients in a high-powered blender until smooth.

Serves 2

Per serving: 562 calories, 9.9 grams net carbs, 16.2 grams protein, 47.3 grams fat

Sun Butter Fat Bombs

Pretty much all I want in a dessert is a spoon full of peanut butter. Or almond butter. Or Sun Butter.

This fat bomb is a great way to get a nice little fat boost while not having to deal with the chocolate that always seems to get in the way of what I really want.

Note: Like my other fat bomb recipe, I slused small square silicone ice cube trays to portion. Each portion is 2 squares.

Keto, Paleo, gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan


Sun Butter Fat Bombs

1/4 cup melted cacao butter (you can use coconut butter, coconut oil or coconut manna, but will need to keep the Bombs in the freezer)

1/4 cup sunflower seed butter (or other nut butter – sugar-free is best; cashew butter may be too carb-heavy)

4 drops vanilla stevia (optional)

Sprinkle Himalayan pink salt

In a large measuring cup, melt the fat. Whisk in the butter until completely smooth. Add the stevia and stir.

Pour into the molds – you should have 11 or 12.

Freeze to solidify and then either keep in the freezer, or if you used cacao butter – you can also keep in the fridge.

Makes 5 – 12 servings depending on how much you want per serving

30 Days Of Keto – The Results

At the end of last month, the DH and I decided we wanted to experiment with a ketogenic (fat fueled) diet. He had previously messed around with one for a couple weeks and I was stuck in a weight plateau, so why not.

This experiment required (maybe not required but made me really want to do) hours of research on things like: what to eat in a day to ensure you’re getting enough fat, what macros to follow so you don’t gain a zillion pounds, the pitfalls of such a diet, and what to look out for – both from a health standpoint and an ‘am I actually in ketosis’ standpoint.

This led me happily down a whole rabbit hole – mostly consisting of Ruled.me and hours of videos from Healthful Pursuit. That chick has some great info and I really like her take on keto.

Armed with more information than most people would want, I let myself go crazy with macros and meal planning and spreadsheeting. It was magnificent.

My macros were initially set at:

1318 calories
20g net carbs
70g protein
106g fat
(6% carbs, 21% protein and 73% fat)

Buuuuut…

Counting calories makes me legit crazy (anxiety past 11 and ridiculous + terrible jumps in logic) and I was getting panic hungry while trying to fit into that mold. That was no fun, and my brain was trying to go right back down some dark paths I’ve fought reallyfuckinghard to break away from.

So, I dropped the calorie judgement (I still tracked, just told myself I didn’t need to freak out about it), and just ate fat when I was hungry. Which I was. A lot. (yay, fat bombs!)

This still led to a couple weeks there where I felt like shit – like, dizzy and sick in the afternoons and there was no freaking way I could do anything strenuous like the HIIT program I had just started. I was doing good to get to yoga once a week.

And then things got a bit better – I was still pretty much hungry all the time, but I stopped panicking and mostly stopped feeling sick toward week 3 or so.

The Takeaway

This has been a rough transition on my body, but I think I’m *finally* *almost* to the point where I’m consistently burning fat rather than carbs, and my brain is really liking the increased fat in my diet. I don’t want to give that up. I want to see if I can eat enough fat that my skin will stop being a flaky hot mess this winter.

I still have some adjustments to do in my thinking – sticking to 70g or under of protein is crazy hard for me (for the past few years, protein has been my default thing to grab), and making sure I’m getting the water I need has also been a challenge (it’s always a struggle for me).

Going forward, I’m planning on messing with my ratios a bit – my spreadsheet of magic has been updated to include a simple doughnut chart so I can see at a glance where I’m at percentage-wise (since Monday, I’ve been hovering at 55-60% fat) and I plan on tweaking those ratios until I find somewhere my body isn’t starving all the time at + my skin (hopefully) does what I want it to do.

As it stands, I am down 7 lbs and, at least according to my scale, a full percentage of body fat. Not too shabby for a month’s work and if I’m remembering correctly, pretty much the results I saw from Whole30. I think I’m at the weight right now my body likes best. My brain wants to drop another 7 lbs., but the weight I’m at is one my body tends to stick at when I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing diet and moderate exercise-wise. 

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Keto – Day 30 of 30

Today was the last day of my Keto experiment and it was good overall despite breakfast being a colossal failure. I was fairly hungry all day, but went on with my life – mostly catching up on blog stuff. 

Breakfast

Son of a bitch. I was sooooooooo excited about this smoothie. When making it, it tasted fantastic – kinda like my favorite smoothie, even – I was so pleased with myself, I even ran to create a recipe post for you guys.

And then I tasted it this morning right out of the fridge.

And it tasted like swamp balls & vomit.

Booooooooooooooo.


Lunch

Aaaaaaand now I’m not only out of smoothies for the week, but I am now out of salad too. This was a repeat of yesterday and was still delicious.


Dinner

OMFG. This makes up for breakfast and was totally worth going a bit over on my carb macro for (damn you extra Tablespoon coconut aminos!).


Snack

Had to happen. I needed both pre and post yoga snackage in the form of coconut fat bombs, and dammit – hopefully that didn’t kick me out of ketosis on my last day!


Macros
1596.25 of 1318 kcal
24.5 of 20g net carbs
58.98 of 70g protein
126.94 of 106g fat

Keto Day 29 of 30

Today was good. Felt not starving all day (was a little hungry at 4:30 or so and almost forgot to eat lunch) and my system felt fine.

Breakfast

Peanut butter spinach smoothie.


Lunch

An almost-dupe of yesterday’s greens & turkey salad – with a lime olive oil vinaigrette.


Dinner

Turkey hash! 


Snack

Pumpkin pie fat bombs 


Macros

1519.25 of 1318 kcal

19.43 of 20g net carbs

62.31 of 70g protein

125.54 of 106g fat